Boris Johnson, Lord Mayor of
As devious as David Cameron,
Cold as Thatcher, dangerous as Blair.
Don't be fooled by his flyaway hair.
Boris Johnson, old school tie.
To say he’s all Pfeffel would be a lie.
Eton and Balliol,
He knows exactly what to put on show.
Boris Johnson, native New Yorker.
Knows which way to pass the porter.
He’s worked at the Times and Telegraph,
Faking the fool to make us laugh.
But Boris, well, he isn’t funny,
Overly keen on making money.
A serial philanderer, he’s far right clever.
‘Me Prime Minister? Not me, no never’.
Foxhunting, cycling, marijuana, cocaine.
Turn again Boris, Turn again.
He beat Red Ken twice to be King of London,Watch out for Boris, Mr Cameron.