Just for a couple of days...

Time to make like an

YES!

I'm going away for a few days to a place where electricity doesn't work and the internet is just a vicious rumour - so no posts for a few days. I can't tell you where I'm going, but me and Captain Ahab (may God hunt us all if we do not hunt Moby Dick to the death!) are happy to give you just a little clue.

I'm going mainly for a rest, but who knows I may even find a little biddy bit of

God - cue heavenly music - know I need it - my posts get harder to write each day and as for the rest of my life... well, let's just say - actually, let's not.

Besides... I need to cut the hedge.

 

Anyway, I hope that you miss me otherwise you won't be back and you not coming back would pain me like a bolt in the brain (luckily William Tell damn I missed him was a pretty good shot)

Back soon, take care, and don't forget me while I'm gone.

as always