It’s been a while since I got to a beach, a long while and I don’t know when I’ll get to go again. Seems I’m a bit stuck at the moment, my life going around and around in the same old groove, except it doesn’t feel very much like a groove at all; there’s not really any groove to it. I’m not quite in a rut yet, but I think I can see one hiding in the distance, just waiting for me to get stuck in it.
So, to the beach - the thing I miss most about the beach is opportunity. You never know just what you are going to find and I miss my beach creatures you see. Oh, I know they are all still there a-waiting, hiding in the wash-up waiting to be released, but without me just who’s going to release them?
Yes, I miss my beach creatures.
I’ve started to look longingly at the kitchen bin. Well, bins and bags and buckets really – we have to separate our rubbish into any number of exciting recycling modes. I’ve started to wonder what I might make from the cans and boxes, bags and bottles, bread and peelings that we throw away each week. Could I find a creature in the bin I wonder?
Probably; there’s always something lurking beneath the surface.
I’ve even taken to looking in the shoe cupboard. Could there be a something hiding amongst all those shoes and slippers and boots, flip-flops, sandals and clogs? I’m sure that there must be; a shoe dragon or boot monster patiently waiting for footwear release.
Ah, the joys of discarded ephemera and bits of old clothing.
I came across this on the web the other day, a chap that makes all sorts of fantastic things out of rubbish. David Kemp lives and works on the far western coast of
The hounds of Geevor, or "cannus stannus geevoritii", as David calls them, are a pack of underground dogs. Each hound is made from three and a half pairs of
Four thousand years, almost a lifetime, and at the end of it all that was left was a pile of rubber boots. Well, at least someone saw the potential in them, saving the boots from landfill and letting the dogs out. Brilliant, simply barking brilliant - if I can get hold of enough old wellies I might try and make one myself.
In the meantime… maybe I can find something hiding at the back of the pan cupboard.
The inventiveness and creativity shown by other people never ceases to amaze me, and there always has to be someone who thinks of it and does it first...
ReplyDeleteAfter that, everyone else is just being derivative, so the cats made out of old plimsolls, or the caterpillars made from old Caterpillars, or the parrots made from flip flops can't help but be derivative, I suppose...
So I just won't bother then...
Never going to get that Turner prize, am I...? M.
I'm over fifty so I'm not eligible anyway!!
DeleteCurses! Can't you lie about your age...?
Deleteapparently not.
DeleteI'm over fifty so I'm not eligible anyway!!
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ReplyDeleteJust read it.......brill!!
Oh no the internet is great......and anyway what would I do without you and your blogs! You'd here to not just go and disappear on me.
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ReplyDeleteWelly impressive.
They are just brilliant!
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