Friday, 25 March 2016

Bloody nonsense...

I was dismayed to see this today. No, not because Cadbury are dropping the word ‘Easter’ from the name of their chocolate eggs, but because the tiny bit of copy by the side of the huge headline reads, ‘The word Easter has been shamefully axed from the boxes of millions of Brit chocolate eggs to avoid causing offence to other religions.’

Now The Sun is a shit paper, but this is shittier than most of the shit it publishes. By using the word ‘Brit’ they are hoping to raise the heckles of all those misguided Christian patriots who believe that the word Easter is important to a chocolate egg, and by using the words ‘other religions’ they mean anyone who isn’t a Christian which in the current climate will mean Muslim to pretty much all of their readership.

Now I don’t care what anyone calls a chocolate egg, but it did get me thinking about Easter and the religion that goes with it. Let’s forget that eggs are not the sole property of the Christian faith and have been symbolically given in religious rituals for thousands of years prior to the Christian Easter.

Let’s forget about that and think about why Jesus was crucified in the first place.

Firstly Jesus wasn’t a Christian, he was a Jew. He live in troubled times in the Middle East and rather than being the thin, white, long haired, brown bearded figure we were all taught about in school, he would have looked remarkably like many of the refugees who are fleeing that area today. His hair would be coarse and black, his skin and eyes brown, and his build sturdy. Remember this was a real man and not the myth that the Christian Church and religious artists have built up around him and he definitely would not have had blue eyes or a halo.

He wasn’t a preacher but he was a great orator like his mentor John the Baptist. Jesus lived in a place and time that was a hotbed of political unrest. The Romans ruled his lands and Jesus was the self-proclaimed King of the Jews.  He had the right background to be a zealot (terrorist in today’s terms) and he talked, lived and died like a zealot. Rather than a man of peace leading a group of religiously minded disciples, he was the leader of a group of tough talking Galilean militants, men who were angry that the Romans had stolen their Holy land. Jesus wanted to free his people from Roman rule and create a glorious Israel. Sound familiar in any way?

It’s not me saying this; the evidence for this is in the Bible. “I come not to bring peace but a sword,” Jesus said – and he meant it. Like John the Baptist (who was beheaded as an enemy of the Roman state), Jesus mixed with known terrorists, in particular his close friend Simon the Zealot.

Of course today our current government’s crackdown on non-violent extremism would have had him imprisoned and silenced in a jiffy. Jesus was leading and whipping up bands of extremists in an attempt to make the Jews rise up and overthrow Roman rule. Back then though, instead of imprisonment the Roman’s favourite way of getting rid of troublemakers was crucifixion and they crucified tens of thousands of troublemakers, in fact anyone who opposed them.

Jesus was a part of a movement that preached organised religious resistance to Roman authority that ultimately led to violent revolution and civil war. He wasn’t a peaceful democrat. He wasn’t a woolly liberal. He didn’t believe in human rights or sexual equality. He wasn’t a man of peace. He was at best an agitator, and to the Roman’s he was a dangerous terrorist. No wonder they executed him. After all, Jesus the Rabbi was preaching the same sort of message that many Middle Eastern groups are preaching today. He was one of the figures enabling and teaching the religious army of the Zealots, and the assassins of the Sicarii, who went around stabbing innocent Romans and even fellow Jews if they believed that they were Roman collaborators.  

And that’s my story, most or all of it historical fact. I may not believe it or I may, but it’s easily as plausible as a man born in a stable from a virgin that could walk on water, feed thousands of people from a few scraps of bread and fish, make the dead rise, and finally came back from the dead to prove he still lived in the hearts of his followers so that they would continue his work.

That’s why I don’t care if they drop the ‘Easter’ from ‘Brit’ Easter eggs. It’s all bloody nonsense.

7 comments:

  1. Mark Field in FB
    I think that the author needs to check his 'facts'. The broad feeling behind his comments are perhaps not far off the mark but there are so many badly informed statements which just fuel anti-Christian misinformation.

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    1. Andrew Height
      As the author Mark, I note what you say. However you will also notice that I do mention at the end that all of it may only be as reliable as the nonsense that is the New Testament. Everything I have written can be verified somewhere, and as you agree it is all broadly truth and historical fact unlike much of the bible. I'm not Anti-Christian, but I'm not a fool either.

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  2. Anne Donaldson
    yes I agree and the reason I won't buy is nothing do with religion or non religion it's the fact that since Kraft took it over their chocolate is sh*&% and made to the American recipe in Poland

    Andrew Height
    I don't eat chocolate and I don't swallow the gentle Jesus crap either...

    Anne Donaldson
    I eat chocolate but only the very nice French stuff or the Highland Chocolatiere

    Anne Donaldson
    so nothing to do with Brit

    Anne Donaldson
    which takes us full circle to the middle east problem again. some things never change

    Anne Donaldson
    Israel might think they've invented the wheel but they,ve been fighting over that sh*&^^% piece of land for ever

    Andrew Height
    It is in the tribal culture of the middle east. What I find difficult is that the very people who executed him have benefited so greatly from his execution i.e. The Romans and their church and spin-offs. That is probably it.

    Anne Donaldson
    hmm the grand plan

    Andrew Height
    Probably just opportunism and then clever story telling and editing when they cobbled together the bible.

    Anne Donaldson
    but who can prove any of it???

    Anne Donaldson
    chinese whispers

    Tim Preston
    What gets me most is they made a MUSICAL out of it!

    Andrew Height
    there's lots of evidence in the writings left out by the panel of Bishop's who decided on what the bible would consist of and what it would not. If they couldn't find what they wanted they made it up.

    Anne Donaldson
    exactly

    Andrew Height
    This was in the 4th century and was instigated by the Roman Emperor Constantine the Great who was the first Roman Emperor to convert to Christianity and needed a single canon to be agreed upon by the Christian leaders to help him unify the remains of the Roman Empire. Basically the bible is about as based in reality as Grimm's. But there are writings about Jesus that aren't religious and he was an enemy of the Romans of the time.

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    1. Andrew Height
      Make your enemy your savior I think.

      Anne Donaldson
      and you can fool people...........

      Andrew Height
      Yes, but people need fairies and angels to get by. i will take wine.

      Anne Donaldson
      If people actually read these so called holy books they could pick holes right through them

      Andrew Height
      And a lot have.

      Anne Donaldson
      But if you believe in something you WILL make it fit

      Andrew Height
      you would have to be deluded to believe in the stories about Jesus. Most of them aren't even about him, they are old tales remastered. Mind you I forgot the American fundamentalists...

      Anne Donaldson
      don't go there Andrew Height

      Andrew Height
      Been there, done that.

      Anne Donaldson
      Anne Donaldson so general consensus is that religion causes nothing but problems lol

      Andrew Height
      Death mainly.

      Tim Preston
      I play a lot of Rome Total War and once Jerusalem rebels, you need a big fuck off Roman army to defeat these Judean Zealots - they're really tough

      Andrew Height
      And they were.

      Tim Preston
      Tim Preston I must admit that I'd like to know what Christians actually believe these days. I've seen a few Richard Dawkins debates where there's nutters who actually believe everything in the bible. But I now live near this church that used to be a car showroom and there seem to be a lot of healthy clean Ned Flanders type Christians that go there. I just wonder what goes on there. How do they talk to god and I'm guessing that they do believe in the ressurection but do they believe that it is mostly symbollic now or what? Or is it a community thing and they have a bible but don't read it

      Andrew Height All of the above Tim.

      Andrew Height And let's not forget the keys in the fruit bowl stuff.

      Andrew Height
      BTW - when I was in the US I met a lot of people who believed EVERY word of the Bible and could argue against the big bang and Darwin and who could 'prove' there were angels. One even had a photograph of heaven in his wallet.

      Tim Preston
      amazing

      Anne Donaldson
      well we have a choice round here, gospel hall round the corner, happy clappy along the road, latter day saints in the next street, and church of scotland 30 yards away. I AM NOW SICK OF THEM COMING TO MY DOOR

      Tim Preston
      what do you mean "brown hair"?
      Tim Preston's photo.

      Andrew Height
      Sorry Tim, Brown hair with blonde highlights a la Nick Kershaw in the eighties.

      Tim Preston
      No I disagree with you - that is definitely blonde!

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    2. Buffey Glandon
      Well said. I was raised a Christian, and although I love chocolate, Easter baskets and chocolate eggs were no more a part of our Easter celebration than Santa on Christmas. Who gives a crap what they call it? It's just another excuse to spread hate. Trump and the terrorists are doing enough of that.

      Andrew Height
      Jesus most likely said similar things to Trump about the Romans and raised terrorism as a result.

      Therese Nott
      Love this piece Andy... I'm Christian but I'm not delusional about the pink and fluffy being the writing of The Sun journalists of the day.. youve actually made me want to go and read the bible properly from an "adult's" viewpoint.. interested in the non religious writings about Jesus, what are these..?

      Therese Nott
      You know I've never even giving the phrase "roman catholic" a thought.. was tjat the Romans deciding they hadn't "won" and claiming it or what..?

      Andrew Height
      You would need to decide yourself about this Therese. The Roman Empire was failing, people had turned to Christianity for comfort and an uprising was coming. The Roman Empire would lose its taxes and its power. The Old Testament was just a few stories nobody really read any more. How were they going to revitalise their Empire? I know if you can't beat em join em, then you can control.Constantine converts, gets a new book written by some really creative authors who built fantasy upon the real historical documents of the time. It cost a fortune but was worth it, because people loved it. It was new and a copies went out to every part of the Empire and 'preachers' began telling the stories. Soon churches were built and everybody converted to this new religion, and if they didn't they were made to. The future of the Roman Empire was assured and here we are today with the pope one of the most powerful rulers on Earth. it's all out there. You just need to challenge what you have been instructed to accept from childhood.

      Andrew Height
      Think of it as a rebrand Therese. Roman Empire became 'Holy' Roman Empire and suddenly people bought it again.

      Andrew Height
      Most of the bible is non religious Therese. The religion was added by the Bishops Constantine employed to write the book called the Bible because he needed a holy text to reunite the Holy Roman Empire. They were very well paid for this, so of course delivered the goods. You could start with with reading about the apocryphal, Tacitus, and of course the original myths that became the old testament. There is a lot out there and some good books by modern day historians who have studied the time of 'jesus' and paint a far clearer picture than the bible. The bible contains historical fact but is messed up with fantasy to make it a tract for the gullible of the time so that they would pay for the church. Nothing changes then.

      Tim Preston
      Thanks for this Andy. I'd never been aware about this. I had been aware that Constantine had made Christianity the official religion but I didn't know the details

      Andrew Height
      Tim you know as well as I that religion is driven more by politics and greed than anything else. Christianity is the best example of this, and Roman Catholicism the biggest trick ever played on the world.

      Tim Preston
      I know but I'd never read about the council of Nicea before - I'd always been convinced that it was "too clever" for me smile emoticon. In general I am convinced that the way we live is influncedby the Romans a lot - Bloody Romans

      Andrew Height
      What did they ever do for us Tim?

      Andrew Height
      Tim Even father Christmas was at Nicea. So no wonder it turned out as it did wink emoticon

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    3. Tim Preston
      that judgemental fat bastard!

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    4. Andrew Height
      Andrew Height Yes, not content with fucking up the Winter solstice, he fucked up Paganism as well and replaced it with some bloke who liked to kill Romans. I bloody ask you!

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