Life is too full of decision. How will I ever cope?
You know when you make a sandwich from two slices of white bread? Should you put the two rounded crust pieces together or be a rebel and turn one upside down, top to tail? Should you cut it in half, cut into quarters, or not cut at all? Should you cut on the diagonal or horizontal and should it be top to bottom or side to side?
You know when you make a sandwich from two slices of white bread? Should you put the two rounded crust pieces together or be a rebel and turn one upside down, top to tail? Should you cut it in half, cut into quarters, or not cut at all? Should you cut on the diagonal or horizontal and should it be top to bottom or side to side?
So many decisions from two slices of bread and I haven’t
even considered the filling yet.
I can’t remember the first time I made a sandwich. I don’t
remember being taught how to do it, it’s just one of those things that I seem
to have always known how to do. Perhaps just watching sandwiches being made was
how I learnt the sandwich art. I remember well those school trip sandwiches –
egg and cress or luncheon meat, always made from white sliced bread and wrapped
in greaseproof paper.
Picnic sandwiches, birthday party sandwiches, packed lunch
sandwiches, breakfast sandwiches, feeling peckish sandwiches… I wonder just how
many sandwiches I’ve eaten. If I started eating sandwiches aged four and ate just
five each week it’s around 13,500 – that’s over 1,300 loaves of bread.
Are bread rolls sandwiches? What about French sticks? Do
toasted sandwiches count? Are two slices of bread and butter with no filling a
sandwich? Can an open sandwich really be a sandwich? Wraps aren’t sandwiches,
are they? Pitas can’t be sandwiches surely?
I’m not one for fancy sandwiches. You can keep your Brie and
grape, smoked salmon and cream cheese, and stuff your avocado and sun-dried tomato.
I’m more of a traditional sandwich man.
My top ten sandwiches (not ranked):
1. Tuna (or tinned salmon) and cucumber
2. Extra mature Cheddar cheese and chutney
3. Sausage (preferably pork and leek) and mustard
4. Roast chicken and stuffing
5. Sliced egg salad
6. Peanut butter
7. Mashed egg and cress
8. Bacon
9. Roast beef and horseradish
10. Pork and mustard
Ham is sometimes in there and sometimes not, and turkey and
cranberry would be in at Christmas. As a boy I loved Daddies Sauce sandwiches
and I’m still partial to a luncheon meat sandwich and the occasional corned
beef and beetroot sandwich. I like my cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut
off and plenty of salt on my home grown tomato sandwiches. I don’t like the
sandwiches in America
– they are far too full. I hate fruit, chocolate spread, and jam sandwiches. I
think I like potted paste sandwiches but am always left feeling disappointed
and dissatisfied. Prawn sandwiches look great but are usually tasteless and
watery. I have never really enjoyed a BLT. I don’t think that chip or
fish-finger sandwiches are really sandwiches at all. White bread is better than
brown, but sometimes I really like multigrain.
Here are a couple of secret guilty pleasures - I have been
known to enjoy a cold baked bean or cold leftover chilli sandwich and (despite
not wanting to – honestly) I have made and eaten crisp sandwiches.
There. I’m all sandwiched out.
Buffey Glandon on FB
ReplyDeleteMmmmm tuna....
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteWith vinegar and mayo.
Buffey Glandon
ReplyDeleteI was thinking salad dressing and dill, but yeah that works...damn now I want, make that need a tuna sandwich. And I really should be sleeping instead of face booking, it is past my 10 a.m. bed time
Lindsey Messenger on FB
ReplyDeleteMy all time favourite is egg & cress on granary...Mmmm nice!! x
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteYou mean dill the pickle or the herb Buffey Glandon?
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteCrust on or off Lindsey? Squares or triangles?
Lindsey Messenger
ReplyDeleteCrust on (mum said eating them would make my hair curl...but hasn't!!)... Triangles x
Buffey Glandon
ReplyDeleteI meant the herb, with a nice dark german...the bread, lol not a guy. Ok maybe a guy would be ok too, lol.
Buffey Glandon
ReplyDeleteI love dill pickels though. Pretty much anything with dill herb or vinegar is good to me.
Andrew Casson on FB
ReplyDeleteShepherd's Pie toasties. Food of the gods.
Lorna Gleadell on FB
ReplyDeletecold baked beans, grated cheese and salad cream, mmmmmmmm
Cloe Fyne on FB
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm salmon absolutely, followed by pastrami and gherkin and wait for it....... cheese and apple. Cold beans, chilli and crisps great too!!!! Ooooooh and egg!!!! Love egg sanwhiches [ but not in the car]
Tim Preston
ReplyDeletePret-a-manger no bread sandwich?
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteShepherd's Pie Andrew Casson interesting.
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteWhat county are you from Tim Preston?
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteCloe Fyne - Apple on the side but never in.
Alison Gee
ReplyDeletesliced egg, ham and salad on Waterfields GI bread. Yum.
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteWhat no wholegrain mustard Alison Gee?
Alison Gee
ReplyDeleteNot with egg
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteTry it. Just a little. Or mustard mayonaise.
David Bell on FB
ReplyDeleteI used to have a toasted sandwich maker that sealed the edges of the bread around the filling of choice. Beware of the molten hot fillings; beans stick like napalm.
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteYes, I had one David Bell. I can still remember the blisters. I couldn't kiss for days.
If your life was a sandwich how would you cut the bread and what would you fill it with? I ask because I have this idea that sandwiches are infinite. What would you do?
ReplyDeleteAndy B D Bickerdike
Anchovies and ketchup, cut into triangles..
Nick Jennings
of course sandwiches aren't infinite, otherwise at 3 in the afternoon when i realise i'm hungry but my lunch is gone i'd have summat to eat
Nick Jennings
fish fingers, loads of butter, on cheap white sliced! or maybe chip butties with cheese in, but the truth is i liked cheese, but i also liked jam, so when i was a kid i used to cheat and have cheese and jam on the same sandwich. I got both, i suppose you might say i had my sandwich and eat it! anyway, depends what day it is
Laura Keegan
Oohh. If my life was a sandwich. I'd fill it with my children & surround it in happiness & wealth. Who wouldn't?
Nick Jennings
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Gaynor Berry
Triangles,,!!! Filled with decadent delights!!! Of course !!!!!
Kerry Swift
Leftover roast beef and gravy, yummm
Paul Whitehouse
Carol Vordermann would be the filling in my 'sandwich'
Andrew Height
Not me Laura Keegan, cheese will do.
Laura Keegan
Haha x
Alan Shorrock
Have you stopped taking your meds Andy?
Andrew Height
Not the mind expanding ones Al. You should get some.
Alan Shorrock
Ooohhh cutting!
Sonya Tickle
Filling, erm... a bit of everything and then cut into star shapes.
18 January at 10:44 · Like
Richard Shore I'd have corned beef and I wouldn't cut the sandwich
Tim Preston
I eat my sandwich as im making it. When its made I dont want it .................. But I eat it just in case ........... Whats left of it
David Bell
Hollow out the bread and fill it with clam chowder. God help anyone who got between me and it.