I can think of plenty of reasons to dislike Justin Bieber.
Firstly he’s Canadian which, whilst not making him a bad person, does colour
him a little grey and insipid.
Canadians aren’t American enough to make them Americans, not English enough to make them English, but they are just French enough to make them damned annoying - and Justin is plenty annoying.
Canadians aren’t American enough to make them Americans, not English enough to make them English, but they are just French enough to make them damned annoying - and Justin is plenty annoying.
Secondly he’s mega-rich, successful, and, according to
Forbes Magazine, the ninth most powerful celebrity in the world behind Oprah at
one, Lady Gaga at two, and Steven Spielberg at three.
Thirdly he’s young, just nineteen, and that’s mainly why I’m
writing this.
Yes, the Biebs is a very easy young man to dislike. But at
nineteen there are an awful lot of young men to which that particular trait
applies. I know that at nineteen it applied to me, and maybe it still does.
So he got arrested for drag racing a Lamborghini allegedly.
Okay I’ve never owned a Lamborghini, but at nineteen I was driving around in my
mate’s Triumph Herald without tax, insurance, or having passed my test. At
times I got that Herald up to almost sixty miles an hour – mind you I’d usually
drunk five or six pints of cider first.
Okay, so he wrote in the visitor’s book at Anne Frank’s
house: “Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl.
Hopefully she would have been a belieber.” Gosh! Call the police. Actually most
of that message is fine, maybe he shouldn’t have mentioned the ‘belieber’ bit,
but it’s not exactly offensive. Besides I once wrote in the comments book at Valley Forge Park
(where Washington
fought the blooming British) “Lucky you Yanks had that German guy to help you”-
well, it was.
Right, so he peed in a mop bucket and more recently in the
snow by the side of the road. Well excuse me, but hands up any man out there
who hasn’t taken a leak in a place that isn’t a designated place for peeing -
especially when drunk. Not one hand I bet. I once locked myself out of the
house and had to pee in a pot full of geraniums. Another time, stuck in traffic
on the M6 for 3 hours, I had to leave my car and pee by the side of the road
while three lanes of watchers applauded.
Off course, he didn’t have exactly the right paperwork for
his monkey so the German authorities confiscated it. Well, we all know how the
Germans like you to have the right paperwork. But at nineteen I probably
wouldn’t have though about it. At nineteen you think everything is
cool, even those German authority dudes. Anyway, since when did making a
mistake with some forms get you into hot water? Anyone would think that he was
a day late with his tax return or had refused to fill in his census.
Don’t get me wrong, he’s a prat and his music sucks. He gets
drunk, smokes pot, does a Banksy with walls, swears about politicians, takes
risks, has sex with lots of pretty girls, rebels, and likes to look mean for
the camera. Anyone recognise this? I know I do. It was me a long time ago –
well apart from the ‘lots’ and ‘pretty girls’ thing. My girlfriends were
usually passable (just) and didn’t rotate that much. Some would say that he’s a
role model and should behave like one. But he’s nineteen and at nineteen do any
of us make or want to be good role models? He’s a teenager, so why should we not
expect him to act like one?
Stephen Entwistle
ReplyDeleteI know a Canadian that needs culling... I think she was one of the first to go though...
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ReplyDeleteTarana Jed Roberts on FB
ReplyDeleteCanadians over Americans any day. At least they 'get' us.
Kevin Burke on FB
ReplyDeleteOften wondered why the Americans are the most despised nation on the planet.... cull cull cull...
Richard Shore on FB
ReplyDeleteHe's a kid and therefore an arse. However, in defence of Canada I give you Neil Young, and raise you Leonard Cohen.
Andrew Height
DeleteRichard Shore does that mean he'll turn out just fine then?
Carmel Payne on FB
ReplyDeleteYou're right of course but he's still a prat !
Andrew Height
DeleteAgreed.
But weren't we all?
Carmel Payne
DeleteYes I suppose we were but I've never had a wee on the side of the road
Andrew Height
DeleteBush?
Carmel Payne
DeleteLol !!
It's all coming back to me now
Nick Jones on FB
ReplyDelete"Canadians are cool: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRxmxtyrC9I"
HERE'S TO ALL OF YOU WHO MADE THIS POSSIBLE:
ReplyDeleteI said:
Show Bieber some pity. The poor chap comes from a broken home and is full of angst.
They said:
Andrew Oberbreckling
And he is from Canada.
Linda Kemp
no
Annette Jones
I thought you were in remission?? Twitch Twitch!
Gary Thorley
I am sorry but No! He has in the last year peed in a restaurant mop bucket, spat on fans, gone to 2 whorehouses in Brazil, egged his neighbours house, beaten up a DJ, tagged at least 5 buildings and charged with the destruction of public property, called a young teenage girl she is fat cow at his hotel pool for no reason, been late for his concerts but hey SWAG. Whatever that means...
Richard Shore
Has any child star not grown up to be completely fucked?
Buffey Glandon
O_o No lets not show him pity. How about we deport him or better yet why doesn't The UK keep him for awhile
Mark McNicholas
He's full of something, but it ain't angst!
Fraser Stewart
I feel strongly that he has to learn responsibility for his action and can't always blame other. I'm trying to teach my 6 years old boy that and I feel if public figures start behaving like that then I'm on a losing battle. Sorry if I sound like a Daily Mail reader.
Andrew Height
Tee Hee - I'm a devil aren't I?
Andrew Height
Yes he does Fraser Stewart but who Gary Thorley hasn't done all of those things that you mention in our teenage years? Well, apart from the concert thing that is.
David Bell
It's true Andrew, I remember racing my yellow Lamborghini up and down the streets of Leeds when I was 19
David Bell
Sorry, meant Mini Clubman with air con via holes in the floor well.
Andrew Height
I went to Amsterdam once and didn't even go near to Anne Frank's house.
Fraser Stewart
Far point. However I hope this will be a shock to Justin's system and he'll buck up. He would have my support and I hope he finds people who would give him wise support.
David Bell
Damn those International restraining orders.
Andrew Height
He's young and needs to grow up. We were all there once - actually I still need to grow up - fame and fortune must be such crap.
Gary Thorley The simple solution is for the US to deport him and see how he does in Canada. He is a guest of the US and he does not respect the law then as a teen icon what is showing the beleibers..
Gary Thorley
David Cassidy wasn't ever this bad...
Andrew Height
Actually Garry he was and still is. It just wasn't publicised back then. The public had no appetite for their idols acting like twats and didn't want to read about it. http://www.express.co.uk/.../Downfall-of-the-daydream...
Downfall of the daydream idol David Cassidy | Showbiz | News | Daily Express
www.express.co.uk
POLICE mugshots are rarely flattering but the former pop idol who once sent millions of teenage hearts fluttering is almost unrecognisable.
Paul Eddison
We should all remember that Justin is someone's daughter - let's not be too critical of her.
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