“‘Sblood, you starveling, you elf-skin, you dried neat’s
tongue, you bull’s pizzle, you stock-fish! O for breath to utter what is like
thee! You tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bowcase; you vile standing-tuck!”
As Shakespeare knew, there’s nothing like a good swear to
get an audience’s attention and, up until those po-faced Victorians decided to
‘not be amused’, swearing didn’t carry quite the ridiculous stigma it does
today. In fact it was fun. Swearing is seen by many as indicative of low intellect;
others see the use of ‘foul language’ as unnecessary. Well as Dylan Thomas would
have said from his fictional village
of Llareggub (Bugger all
backwards) “Fuck them all!”
The Saxons are often credited for the invention of most of
our swear words. In reality very few swear words in use today are of Saxon
invention and those that are tend to be mainly scatological. Shit is a true
Anglo Saxon word; it appears in Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales, along with fart and
arse. Back then they were all just everyday words used in everyday conversation
as in: ‘I farteth and a grate shite felle oute mine arse.’
Many swear words are of religious derivation, simple oaths
used by priest and monks that later became vilified as blasphemy. ‘God’s Truth’
later became ‘Strewth’, ‘God damn thine eyes’ became shortened to ‘Goddam’ then
diluted to an innocuous ‘Darned’, ‘Gosh!’ is a watered down ‘God!’, ‘Heck’ a
sanitised ‘Hecate’ or ‘Hell’ - even ‘Bloody’ started out as ‘By Our Lady’.
Which brings me to swearing that is of a sexual nature. Many
of our taboo words came into the English language from other sources. The
origin of ‘Fuck’, for example, probably derives from the old German ‘Ficken’ - meaning
to strike or penetrate, in turn the German was related to the Latin for to
prick (hence ‘Prick’). ‘Fuck’ was in common usage in England by the 16th century,
again without vulgarity. Back in the Middle Ages, the word ‘Sard’ meant the
same as fuck. These days you never hear anyone muttering ‘Sarding Hell’ when
something goes wrong, but you might hear them say ‘Sodding Hell’ – a phrase
derived from sodomy as is ‘Bugger’ and ‘Buggery’.
So far none of our swear words started life as a bad oath.
They were all just words that, over time, got a bad reputation and were made
verbosa non-gratis by the prudish Victorians. Even the cunt word (yes, I dare
commit it to print), the last real taboo in the English language, is just a
word derived from various Norse, Old German and Latin words. The word entered
the English language in the 13th century when both Oxford
and London had red
light districts called ‘Gropecunte
Lane ’. The Oxford lane
was later renamed Magpie Lane
and in London
it became Threadneedle Street
which is full of bankers.
Talking of bankers, the term ‘Wank’ is of unknown origin
although it is a fairly new word. It seems likely that the terms ‘Wank’ and
‘Wanker’ were invented in the late 1800’s by public schoolboys in boarding
houses. Listening to the noise the bedsprings made when fellow pupils were
masturbating at night, one of them probably thought up this onomatopoeic word
and it spread. It was certainly in use in the trenches during the First World
War, often to describe the generals in charge.
Interestingly
the word ‘Berk’, commonly used good-humouredly by all and sundry and viewed by
most as hardly a swear word at all, also derives from the c-word. It’s Cockney
rhyming slang for the ‘Old Berkshire Hunt.’ A ‘Twat’ was simply a clearing in a
forest in Old Norse.
Of course as with any word it’s all about context and how
the word is used. Gay used to mean happy and carefree, then it became a label
that homosexuals and lesbians used to define their sexuality. These days it’s a
derogatory term used to describe anything that isn’t up to par or distasteful.
Bitch is a female dog but it’s also what life is apparently - and call your wife
one and you’re in real trouble. Bastard is a just a child with unmarried parents - almost
50% of children born in the UK these days - but call the chap standing next to
you at the bar one and you are cruising for a bruising.
I don’t like outlawed words. The poor things don’t deserve
it. I encourage you all to swear whenever you have the opportunity or feel the
need – Shakespeare would have done. I’ll finish where I started from. Here’s
that quote from Henry IV Part 1 again with the oaths given their modern English
meaning.
‘God’s blood, you scarecrow, you changeling, you dried ox
tongue, you bull’s prick, you stinking fish! O for the breath to say what you
are really like! You swindler, you cunt, you twat; you vile standing fuck!’
Tim Preston, Laura Keegan, Pauline Campbell and 4 others like this.
ReplyDeleteFraser Stewart in FB
ReplyDeleteYou're in a bit of a mood today!
Andrew Height
DeleteNope really happy. Read the article Fraser, it's full of interesting stuff.
Linda Kemp on FB
ReplyDeletegood one, andi, so what's wrong with albatross? xx
Andrew Height
DeleteIt was once a swear word but only with ancient mariners.
Linda Kemp
Deleteand then only one of three?
Fraser Stewart on FB
ReplyDeleteExcellent blog but I don't think I'll put it in practice with a 6 years old boy here. I can imagine the social services won't have an enlightened view or knowledge of swearing. Certainly Aaron's Head Teacher will be going around saying how I "offended her" even though I might be expanding her vocabulary.
Andrew Height
DeleteYes Fraser, you are right. There are some pretty stupid people around. I don't think you should pepper conversation with swear words, but there are times and occasions that nothing else will suffice
Fraser Stewart
DeleteI shall send this blog to Aaron's Head Teacher solemnly saying that it her sacred duty to educate the little darlings.
Richard Shore on FB
ReplyDeleteI don't usually approve of swearing, but that was quite good
Andrew Height
DeleteRichard Shore wash your mouth out!
Richard Shore
DeleteI shall not, you bull’s pizzle
Maggie Patzuk
ReplyDeleteWell Poo!
DeleteAndrew Height
Mick apparently From the seventeenth century, bollocks or ballocks was used as a slang term for a clergyman. Personally I would have simply called them arses. Well ,religion and their followers are full of poo (Maggie Patzuk). I love words. I love them too much not to use them when they are applicable. As my old friend Willy Shakespeare once wrote: "Thou yeasty, reeling, ripe bum-bailey." I think that says it all.
Mick Norman on FB
ReplyDeleteAnd wasn't 'bollocks' something vaguely priest related? I seem to recall that being the Sex Pistols defence anyway...
Fraser Stewart on FB
ReplyDeleteThe test has to come when you're arrested for abusive language. Would the judge and subsequently the Law, be impressed by your wide understanding of the origin of swear words?
Andrew Height
DeleteAh the police. I think I may leave that particular can of shit for another day.
Tim Preston pn FB
ReplyDeleteI hate the bloody Victorians too ........ Wankers! "Berk" nothing to do with berserkers then? Pish!
Andrew Height
DeleteNothing I'm afraid Tim. Pish is Scottish for Piss.
Buffey Glandon on FB
ReplyDeleteOh thanks for the laugh, I needed this
.
Andrew Height
DeleteI'm glad it made you laugh Buffey. In all seriousness though, we have taken beautiful words and made them ugly, usually because of silly religious doctrines or social and historical fads and conventions. Such a fucking shame
Fraser Stewart on FB
ReplyDeleteI've just read your blog on the age of consent. Very thought provoking and I thought it was quite level headed. Your points were reasonable and you weren't trying to excuse anything but just explore the subject objectively.
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteThanks Fraser Stewart. Sometimes I'm almost rational
David Bell on FB
ReplyDeleteThe line about the Bankers actually made me laugh out loud
Andrew Height
DeleteA tall order indeed David