It’s January 31st, Happy Chinese New Year!
It seems that the Chinese New Year is like a rickshaw,
literally a moveable feast. The Chinese New Year can take place on a different
date each year and lasts for 15 days rather than just for a few bongs of Ben Ben.
The exact date of Chinese New Year is determined by the lunisolar cycle. That
means the calendar is based on exact astronomical observations of the sun's
longitude and moon phases. Well, would you expect anything else from the
inventors of the crossbow, spaghetti, gunpowder, paper, the compass, nail
varnish, kite flying, Pekinese dogs and chop suey sauce?
This year’s New Year is later than usual. But let’s not
split bamboo, let’s break out the Tsing Tsao and have a jorry good knees-up. So
solly to be frippant, but I guess I’m one those people for who the Chinese New
Year is a bit a novelty; all firecrackers, a number 64 with fried rice, dancing
Chinese dragons and not a single Scotsman or lump of coal in sight. Of course
it might be different if I were a Chinaman.
Yes, if I were Fu Manchu I’d know that the beast Nian, a
monster which appears at the end of every year and attacks people, a bit like a
psychotic Santa, is on the prowl. That’s why some time in the mists of a venerable
Chinese past, villagers worked out that loud noise, bright lights, and the
colour red would keep Nian at bay. Yes, these Chinese are dashed inscrutable
Biggles.
I’m no Charlie Chan, but even I can work out that Nian is
probably a legend. But so what? Animals are integral to the Chinese New Year
and every year is linked to the Chinese Zodiac. Twelve animals - Rat, Ox,
Tiger, Rabbit, Dragon, Snake, Goat, Monkey, Rooster, Dog, Pig, and Horse - each
represent different years. 2014 is the year of the horse and the Chinese
believe that someone born in a particular year will share similar attributes to
the animal with which that year is associated. Woah Neddy!
I was born in 1957 which was the year of the Rooster. Okay,
let’s leave the cock jokes out shall we? Why it couldn’t be the Horse or the
Tiger, animals that I feel more represent my personality and physique, is
beyond me. But I guess it could have been worse; Rat, Pig, Dog, all spring to
mind. My wife would probably have said Snake; mind you she was born in the year
of the Dragon which is probably about right seeing as she has been known to
breathe fire when she’s annoyed.
Fraser Stewart on FB
ReplyDeleteIf you were born in 1960 what would that be?
Andrew Height
ReplyDelete1960 corresponds to the Rat's year.
Rats are creative, problem solvers, hyperactive workers and very social. They have charm and outgoing personality but under the surface there is a shrewd and luck seeking character, sometimes aggressive.
Sound like you Fraser?
Fraser Stewart on FB
DeleteI dinnae ken, Andrew. I dinnae ken.
Lissa Tam on FB
ReplyDeleteCome here fat boy! X