Saturday 1 February 2014

Away from the sharks...

It is exactly three years today since 'The Management', of which I was part I suppose, set me afloat on the ocean of redundancy. Three years since I sat in my corner office staring at the naked ladies above the lake.

Naked ladies floating above a lake. Yes, it sounds like a dream doesn’t it?

But it wasn’t.

Once, not so very long ago, I used to watch the sun rise and then sit in endless hours of video conferences and teleconferences listening to the circling sharks talking nonsense and occasionally adding my own idiotic puffer fish nonsense to the general burble.

At first, after it had ended, I missed it. Now, after all this time, I can hardly remember it at all and it really does seem like a dream. In many ways I have a better life, there’s so much I don’t miss, but I really miss a lot of the people that I used to work with and although I see the occasional sunrise, I miss the naked ladies floating above the lake.

Three years; it’s hard to believe.

Oh well, I may still be looking for my desert island, but at least I'm no longer surrounded by sharks.

18 comments:

  1. Cloe Fyne on FB
    Nice post dad. Don't miss the sharks, they'll be eater by something bigger eventually! X

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  2. Glynne T Kirkham Yon FB
    our office at the Venus Building had a lovely view. I'll always remember Jackson House though. Things seemed much simpler there. No video conferences, no sharks.

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  3. Vicky Sutcliffe on FB
    It was the great people that made it for me too x

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  4. Lee Forster on FB
    Tbh this makes me sad that I'm still involved in the 'general burble' 😕

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  5. Kevin Parrott on FB
    I just missed the Venus Building, Jackson House from beginning to end. However, you seem to have had a better view than looking at the Amblehurst all day.

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  6. Phil Ogden on FB
    Find that island. Sit in the sun. Write that book...(with illustrations, of course).
    Yesterday at 09:44 · Unlike · 3

    Andrew Height I feel encouraged Phil. Thanks.
    Yesterday at 09:47 · Like · 1

    Fraser Stewart Just the killer whales & leopard seals
    Yesterday at 09:58 · Unlike · 1

    John Hatton At least you guys got a redundancy package? Field sales just got bullied out!
    Yesterday at 10:19 · Unlike · 1

    Andrew Height Yep - my life raft in a sea of shite.
    Yesterday at 10:20 · Like · 2

    John Hatton How beautifully put!...so artistic!
    Yesterday at 10:20 · Like

    Paul Whitehouse Desert Islands not listed in YP then?
    Yesterday at 10:35 · Like

    Tim Preston I don't understand you man - you got it ALL. It looks like you're not short of cash and you've got the freedom to do what you want. Where's the beef? What's the hitch? Where's the catch? What's the fly in the soup? Is that vinegar or piss on my chips?
    23 hours ago · Like · 2

    Fraser Stewart Because to do nothing is terrible. One needs a purpose in life.
    23 hours ago · Unlike · 1

    Kathryn Salthouse Oh so true x
    22 hours ago · Unlike · 1

    Alan Shorrock The world is your lobster Andy.
    21 hours ago · Unlike · 1

    Buffey Glandon Their loss, the losers. You are better off without them, I know I am
    19 hours ago · Unlike · 2

    Sue Mcnally im still looking too

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  7. Sandra Bouguerch shared your photo on FB:
    "This is where i use to work before i took redundancy and start uni and a new journey."

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  8. David Bell on FB
    Did you get to choose eight pieces of music as part of your redundancy package when you were castaway?

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    1. Andrew Height
      Yes David Bell. I chose Yellow Submarine, Tie a Yellow Ribbon, Yellow, Mellow Yellow, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini, Big Yellow Taxi, Yellow Peril, and finally and aptly Goodbye Yellow Brick Road.

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    2. David Bell
      Kate Bush is sulking

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  9. Okay - Running up that Hill

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  10. Tony Payne on FGood pic. 3 years eh? At least some of your stress levels will have gone down.

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    1. Andrew Height
      I am the least stressed person I know. It's worrying really

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  11. Katie Louise Scott on FB
    Oh, nice picture!

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    1. Andrew Height
      My thanks to the photographer

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  12. Nick Jones on FB
    I didn't know there were sharks. Thought it was just a heron and a few fishes.

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