The best thing about wine is the wine. Listen, I’m no wine
buff, but I know what I like and that’s basically a nice Merlot or Cabernet and
you can forget the vintage as long as it tastes good and lifts the clouds.
It was while I was drinking a nice recreational bottle of
Cabernet Sauvignon 2011 last night that I got to thinking about vintage; the
word that is, not the wine. Wine’s like that for me. It focuses my mind on the
strangest things and I have to rush for a pen and write them down before the
wine makes me forget.
Vintage.
Now I work (as I laughingly call it) in a place where
everything is vintage ‘this’ and shabby chic ‘that’, retro or up-cycled. My working
world is awash with pink and cream and duck egg blue and apparently everything
vintage is ‘GORGEOUS!’ (or so the ladies declare) even those horribly tacky
cheruby things, even those pieces of horrendously kitsch faux Louis XIV painted
furniture. Of course to my eyes it all looks a tad too chintzy, a pose, tacky
even; the kind of stuff a stuck-up maiden aunt might like, all too Parisian: Maurice
Chevalier – Eiffel
Tower – Dubonnet.
Vintage has become one of those words that get’s bandied
about far too often; so often that it’s almost lost its meaning. Vintage is
about the year a wine was made, purely and simply, and the clue is in the word:
‘Vin’ meaning ‘Wine’ and ‘Age’ meaning ‘Age’. I have no idea what the ‘T’ is
for.
Vintage isn’t meant to be used to describe anything in a
distressed and shabby state. It’s about wine! Ebay is full of ‘vintage’ this
and ‘vintage’ that, but as a word it’s only really helpful if it’s misused
alongside the decade that the item was made. ‘Vintage Sixties’ at least gives
you a ballpark idea of the era that whatever piece of tat you fancy belonged
in. The word vintage alone tells you nothing, it’s meaningless.
It’s generally accepted that an antique has to be 100 years
old and older. Anything younger than 100 years could be vintage if you insist
on misusing the word. That makes 20’s and 30’s vintage, and 40’s, 50’s, even
60’s probably. But I struggle to see how anything from the 70s or 80s is
vintage in any way.
Of course there are some things described as vintage that
have a defined time slot associated to them. A vintage car is generally a car built
between 1919 and the end of 1930. Anything before that is a veteran (unless
it’s 100 years old and an antique), and anything before vintage a classic; although
there seems to be little agreement on exactly what the term ‘classic’ means.
Cars between 30 and 49 years old are generally accepted as classic by many, but
I’m sure second-hand car salesmen everywhere would disagree – particularly when
they have 1992 Mondeo to shift.
Perhaps as the pace of change speeds up even faster, and
things become redundant more quickly, things will become ‘vintage’ after only a
handful of years. It certainty seems to be happening in the geeky world of
gaming with redundant consoles and computer games changing hands for silly
prices. Maybe an eighties Care Bear or Cabbage Patch Doll really is vintage to
a five year old child; perhaps it’s even an antique. Maybe it’s all about
perception.
Don’t get me wrong. I’m all for hanging on to things, up-cycling
to make things look more attractive, recycling to give them new life and purpose.
But I can’t stand the meaningless vintage sales label.
Rant over; I really do have too much time on my hands. I
think I’ll stick with the wine; pour me another glass. Cheerio!
Joan McGee on FB
ReplyDeleteVery funny.Laughing so much that I nearly spilt my vintage wine on my vintage retro dress and my up cycled shabby chic retro vintage confused.com chair!
Andrew Height on FB
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad that you get my sense of humour Joan McGee. A lot don't.
Kieran Goodwin on FB
ReplyDeleteI'm after a bit of 60's / 70's furniture but its all 'vintage' now and for some reason costs £££'s for something you'd have thrown out 5 years ago. I hate it.
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteIf you want something Kieran let me know what you want. I know a few people who might be able to help.
Kieran Goodwin on FB
ReplyDeleteI'd better drop in and see you again then
Stephen Entwistle
ReplyDeleteBig in Canada I believe...
Louisa Morgan on FB
ReplyDeleteA lot to get wound up about... just keep calling it shabby shit and leave it at that
Stephen Entwistle on FB
ReplyDeleteOr maybe just leave the word 'shabby' off Louisa's suggestion?
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteBe nice to see you Kieran Goodwin. We are having a Vintage fair on 8 March, might be a good time to drop in.
David Bell on FB
ReplyDeleteI'm vintage which makes me duck egg blue sometimes.
Mike King on FB
ReplyDeleteI'm into CornishWare which is blue and is vintage and retro but hopefully not shabby (it used to be made down the road from here)... but bloody hell the 2nd hand prices are steep. Maybe lots of people like shit... as the old adage written on many a toilet wall goes "eat shit - 1,000,000's of flies can't be wrong". Come and join us
Fraser Stewart on FB
ReplyDeleteI have a vintage pen. Bought during the vintage period of December 2013. Yours for a reasonable offer of £1.5 million. Can't be fairer!
Martin A W Holmes on FB
ReplyDeletehttp://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BUnvgKhWZdI...
I Saw You Coming 1. Harry and Paul
www.youtube.com
I Saw you Coming 1 sketch by Harry and Paul.
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteMartin A W Holmes that is so true. I see it all the time - Larfed my ead off.
Alan Shorrock I'll drink to that.
ReplyDeleteClare Pritchard correct!!!
Vicky Sutcliffe mmmmm wheres the white rioja?
Neil Barrett Red
David Bell Blue Nun?
Vicky Sutcliffe Mateus Rose
Vicky Sutcliffe Black Towe!
David Bell Black Tower and Black Forest Gateau
Lindsey Messenger Mmmmm a nice glass of Rose....cheers
David Bell Vicky - just had a flashback to many many years ago when it was fashionable to stick a candle in an empty Mateus Rose bottle. So chic.
Andrew Height I can let you have a vintage Mateus Rose bottle with the words 'Ding Dong' painted in gold vintage lettering for 50 quid. Message me your bank account details.
Fraser Stewart on FB
ReplyDeleteI've met people like that too.
Andrew Height
DeleteI have some shit you will be interested Fraser. Vintage disposable cameras, never used, still sealed, very rare. Shall we say £800 for all ten