There seems to be a beard revolution going on. You can’t
turn on the televisioning box these days without seeing men with hugely hirsute jaw lines when only a few months ago their faces would have been as smooth as the proverbial baby’s
bottom. Worse still, it seems that a lot of these ‘men’ are mere babies
themselves and there is something not quite the full shilling about an
apparently twelve year old boy with a huge hunk of hairiness around his mouth.
The TV ads, boy bands, movies, reality shows are full of
these whiskered boymen. Maybe I should grow a big fuck off beard so that I can
advertise perfume and cars and breast milk and everything else that only seems
to be bought by men with hairy chops or their women who are obviously saving
money on the weekly shop by not buying razors and shaving foam.
Of course there are men that look great with the full
treatment: Orson Welles, W.G. Grace, Ernest Hemmingway, Captain Birdseye, Haddock, and all pirate captains, explorer types, and Victorian firemen with solid brass hoses. But it’s
really for the older person, not the ‘only started shaving a few years ago’ boy
brigade. They should stick to goatees and chin bars.
Boys with beards! Oh well, it could be worse – they could have full beards and tats.
What do you mean they do?
Andy Lloyd on FB
ReplyDeleteBrian Blessed.
Kevin Parrott on FB
ReplyDeleteHowever, as you know Andy, I've been beardy for many years.....!
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Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteNot since you were nine though Kevin, surely?
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteGordon's ALIVE!! Andy.
Kevin Parrott on FB
ReplyDeleteAndrew, I'd just like to mention that (as I recall), in the USA, 'beaver' has a different connotation.
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteYes, I know Kevin (wink)
Andy B D Bickerdike on FB
ReplyDeleteGORDON'S ALIVE!
Cloe Fyne on FB
ReplyDeleteGood god
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteI guess I do look a bit like a god - Zeus I think.
Cloe Fyneon FB
ReplyDeleteLol!!!!!
Cloe Fyne on FB
ReplyDeleteThe ruler of the sea I think!
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteNeptune suits me fine
Neil Barrett on FB
ReplyDeleteBrin blessed ?
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteCould be Neil. I have been told a couple of times I look a bit like Bryn Terfal. I was even asked for my autograph one. Silly woman.
Kevin Parrott on FB
ReplyDeleteI was nine in 1955........... it was good to be alive in nineteen fifty five!
Sharon Hutt on FB
ReplyDeleteI was in a club last night and all the Reading uni boys had full on beards, couldn't understand it!
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteMs Hutt! What were you doing looking at those young, young, men? I think you can get a stick on beard kit.
Sharon Hutt on FB
ReplyDeleteWas surrounded by them couldn't help but notice the sea of facial hair lol
Lucy Whitehead on FB
ReplyDeleteYASSSSSSS
Lucy Whitehead on FB
ReplyDeleteCan I just direct you to the following.... https://www.facebook.com/ifinglovebeards
Beard Appreciation Society.
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Beard Appreciation Society.
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteI will grow it for tomorrow.
Pete Bevins on FB
ReplyDeleteBig enough for an owl to live in it
Lindsey Messenger on FB
ReplyDeleteOooo yes!!!
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteExactly Kevin. Do I look a bit like Orson Welles?
Steve Bishop on FB
ReplyDeleteNah, Andrew Height - more like Brian Blessed.
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Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteGordon's ALIVE! Steve.