I can’t remember the last time I saw a blind boy chained to
a shop front.
At one time it seemed that you couldn’t turn a corner without
bumping into a girl or boy in callipers, three tiny kittens waiting to be
drowned, a guide dog, a floppy eared spaniel, or a huge scary robin who had
obviously been eating too many worms.
Yes, charity collection isn’t what it used to be. These days
it’s all TV events, standing orders, free pens through the post, and enforced
carrier bag filling at the supermarket - whether you want it or not.
The old ways seemed to work though. The blind boy and the
children in callipers were pretty hard to pass without dropping a penny or two
through the slots in their heads. The robin on the other hand was a little too
scary for my liking, and as for those kittens and their damned milk bottles…
The high street used to be an assault course what with the
big happy butcher and his cleaver, the paper boy in his thirties cap and the
life size charity collection statues. Perhaps that’s why they seem to have
disappeared, imagine the health and safety outcry if a small child got bitten by
one of those fibre glass dogs or attacked by a ferocious robin.
It was the blind boy that I found the most upsetting though,
eyes closed, angelic face, hands resting on a book he would never read. I used
to think: ‘Well, at least he can’t see his bright yellow jumper. It makes him
look a pansy.’ I was always a little worried that if I reached out and dropped
a penny in his book that he might grab my hand and refuse to let me go.
Sharon Taylor on FB
ReplyDeletethese days you get a young woman who rings the doorbell and announces that it is Beyonce!!!!!!!!! I had to tell her that I didn't know what Beyonce looks like. She then gave the name of her charity, Age living or something like that, I replied that I a...See More
Andrew Height
DeleteAgreed. I hate in when Australians stop me in the street and try to make me feel guilty about deprived donkeys. Any idea about Humpty Dumpty Sharon?
Sharon Taylor
ReplyDeleteno idea, a charity for the shell shocked?
Sharon Taylor on FB
ReplyDeleteAndrew Height I can't do the fancy pants adding of a picture but it was weirdly enough used by The Kent Blind, how appropriate considering I am one of them!
Andrew Height
DeleteThanks Sharon. I'm trying to remember now where I saw it. A childhood holiday?
Sharon Taylor on FB
DeleteFolkstone was apparently one of Granny Heights fav places ?????
Andrew Height
DeleteMight have been.
Andy B D Bickerdike on FB
ReplyDeleteRobin and the dog
Andrew Height
DeleteBy the time you were young most of these must have gone then.
Andy B D Bickerdike
DeleteNah, clearly remember no.1, 2, 5, 7 seen recently somewhere, I took a pic.. think might be one in chorlton
Andrew Height
DeletePost if you find.
Andy B D Bickerdike
DeleteI'll have a look through my photos...
Andrew Height
DeleteThanks Mr B.
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