I have just entered an alcohol free zone and I may be here
for some time, five days at least.
Yes, at long last I’ve got round to visiting the dentist
about my tooth and, on inspection, she told me that I have all the makings of a
pretty little abscess under one of my top molars and that the infection had
spread to my gums which was why I was in pain.
Now this wasn’t exactly a revelation, I’ve had these things
before – twice, but I managed to avoid retorting ‘no shit Sherlock.’ Well, she
did have a stainless steel pointy prodder thing in her hand and my tooth was
only millimetre or two, and a quick poke away, had she decided to take offence.
Apparently I had two choices: she could remove the tooth or
treat it with antibiotics, although (and here’s the disclaimer, yes, always
read the small print) there were no ‘guarantees’ that the tooth wouldn’t need
to come out eventually.
Again I was tempted to mention Mr Holmes, but she still held
the prodder in her hand, so once again I thought better of it, bit my tongue, and
elected for antibiotics.
She broke the news as she was writing the prescription (by
hand, no system print-out nonsense for her); I must avoid alcohol for at least
five days.
I asked her to define what she meant by avoid and alcohol.
Surely not wine?
Yes, she meant wine.
Beer?
That too.
How about cider, one that was below 5%?
Yes, cider as well.
Weak shandy?
She just looked.
No alcohol at all then?
She nodded sagely.
For a moment I considered asking her to get out her pliers
and pull the tooth instead. Five days without a drop of alcohol? It simply wasn’t
possible. Five days? That was almost a whole week!
I lay there in the chair. What was I to do? Surely I could
go five days without a drink. I can’t remember the last time that happened (actually
I can’t remember the last time I went 24 hours), but five days wasn’t so long…
was it?
Anyway, this is day 1.
I’ll let you know how it goes.
So... lots of calm, sober reflection coming our way then...?
ReplyDeleteI doubt that Martin.
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ReplyDeleteOh dear !!
Lorna Gleadell on FB
ReplyDeleteGuess you're not coming up here this weekend !!
Andrew Height on FB
DeleteWas going to, but have made it next weekend instead.
Laura Keegan on FB
ReplyDeleteTry it, apparently they make you so sick you won't want to drink again
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteLaura, using some of my hypnotherapy on myself and it seems to be working great.
Robert Mills on FB
ReplyDeleteAt least your not Wine'ing about it
Ian Maclachlan on FB
ReplyDeleteA haze will lift and after a few days you will feel lucid and then comes the pleased with yourself bit... then you deserve a drink and then you fall back in to the glass
Vicky Sutcliffe on FB
ReplyDeleteHappened to me earlier this year..... They eventually removed the tooth!
Andy Lloyd on fB
ReplyDeleteFive days? No chance! Good luck anyway.
Tim Preston on FB
ReplyDeleteCant you just drink alcohol instead of pain killers. Thats what I did when I had my vasectomy
Andrew Height
DeleteThis is antibiotics - the one you really CAN''T drink with.
Laura Keegan on FB
ReplyDeleteUh oh! Can you have night nurse? Haha x
Andrew Height
DeleteI will see if I can find one Laura Keegan
Peter Burns on FB
ReplyDeleteJust make up for it when you are pain free - hope it eases soon.
Laura Keegan on FB
ReplyDeleteHarhar get well soon x
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteThat is the plan Peter Burns
Jayne Butterworth on FB
ReplyDeleteC mon everyone non alcohol wk in sympathy with andrew? Lol ha ha!
Sharon Hutt on FB
ReplyDeleteI had those for my wisdom teeth infection.
Tim Preston on FB
ReplyDeleteWell done that man there!
Andrew Height
Deleteand there was me thinking I was a Peter Barlow
Tim Preston on FB
ReplyDeleteYou've made me wonder if I could come off the devil's urine. Weekend could be a challenge
Malcolm Chorley on FB
ReplyDeleteIn fairness to equality I have had your share
Ian Maclachlan on FB
ReplyDeleteI think most of us choose to drink a lot, we don't need to drink a lot but when we drink a lot without a break we become insecure about it being a choice. I think...
Andrew Height on FB
ReplyDeleteGood points Ian. Good pints Malc.
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteI have just taken my last 'no alcohol' antibiotic tablet. Five days without even a wine gum, no problems.
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Emma Cholmondeley You are cured!!!!
Mark McNicholas D.T's ?
Andrew Height The demon drink shall never pass my lips again. At least not until this evening!
Andy Lloyd Well done. Sorry I ever doubted you. Hope tooth is better.
Andrew Height Tooth iffy still. I think I may have a couple of days each week without drinking. I quite like anticipation.