Saturday, 20 September 2014

The grumps...

 I’m a bit grumpy today, not at all like yesterday. Yesterday was ‘Talk Like a Pirate Day’, shiver me timbers. I spent some of the day talking like a pirate – dubloons, groats, Davey Jone’s locker, and splice the mainbrace ye scurvy knaves – and the rest of it thinking about pirates. To be exact I spent most of the day thinking about a pirate cat who I dreamed up a few years ago and who I thought I might write a few stories about but never did.

In my imagination Kit the Pirate Cat sails on the good ship name to be definitely be decided, but I think that it is either ‘The Dolphin’ or ‘The Tuna Flake’. Kit spends his days chasing the pirate rats that live below deck. The chief rat (who is definitely called Black Jack) is huge and is always laying traps for Kit. The ship is manned by a mismatched pirate crew including a one-eyed, toothless, boson, named ‘Salty Socks’,  who get into all sorts of scrapes with rival pirates, mermaids, native islanders, terrible storms, etc. They are always getting into deep water and are a hapless bunch, doomed to failure, but Kit usually, in his catty way, saves the day and ends up being fed cream and fish by the motley crew who mainly love him.

The ship’s captain, who may be called ‘Captain Scampi’ or ‘Captain Crabstick’, doesn’t like Kit one bit and is always trying to get Kit to walk the plank, although he never seems to manage it…

And that is about as far as I’ve ever got. I quite like the idea of ‘Kit the Pirate Cat’ though.

Anyway, now that ‘Talk Like a Pirate Day’ is over perhaps I’ll have a go at a Kit tale or two.


  1. Kieran Goodwin on FB
    Captain crabstick, brilliant! Is this the next best selling kids book?

  2. Vicky Brickhill on FB
    Love it.

  3. Cloe Fyne on FB
    Do it! Set up a group so we can have a daily instalment please!! Flick flack and flim flam esque! X

  4. Cloe Fyne on FB
    Ps milo says tuna flake and crab stick! x

  5. Jayne Butterworth on FB
    Brill andrew i wud read it. Dont know if thats good or bad? Ha ha! X

  6. Ian Maclachlan on FB
    Cats are a law unto them selves. Purrrrffect pirrrrrrate meowterial.

  7. Pete Wright on FB
    Sounds like a winner. Do it! What have you to lose?

  8. Andrew Height
    Started. But then I start many things.

  9. John Hatton on FB
    Your posts always cheer me up! Thanks!