After being told that I should get a job and start living in the real world yesterday, I want to share this thought with you.
My job is to make the world I want and deserve a reality and always has been.
Fortunately through hard work and good fortune I can live in the real world that I want without having to work long hours and feel stressed any more. It is called planning. You may have heard of it.
So to that idiot who called me on the telephone yesterday to impart such pearls of wisdom I say: thanks for the advice. People such as yourself are full of it but I'm off to the beach instead.
Have a nice day.