Wednesday, 18 July 2012

Fifty Sheds of Grey - four...

I was in two minds about the twins. Now don’t misunderstand me, I’m the sort of guy that likes an adventure, but they were so mixed up – one was always the pussycat the other a raging vixen. It was interchangeable. They took it in turns.  Personality split? Well it sure wasn’t banana – even though they were… plural.

They were the sort of babes who liked to play games. Always switching position - one minute pussycat was on top, the next she was underneath and vixen was in the saddle. I could never quite predict what was going to happen next. Sometimes I’d just leave then to it and watch as they climbed all over each other. I like to watch sometimes; and those two really knew how to put on a show.

Of course it ended badly. Well, these things nearly always do. Either Pussycat or Vixen - I don’t know which, I could never tell them apart - got too possessive and they had a fight. There were broken panels everywhere. After that I called it a day and stopped seeing them. Oh, I’m sure I could have shored it up, got them back together, nailed it once and for all – but I was just board by then.

Sometimes, that’s just the way it goes.


  1. Kevin Parrott on Facebook
    "This must belong to Arthur 'Two Sheds' Jackson?"

  2. B. Kapral
    Think twins always cause trouble? Try 7 teenage sisters sharing 1 house and some men......... yes it turns out badly....... we can't all be perfect. Maybe why we grow up to prefer solitude and our own bathroom!