Today is:
Bittersweet Chocolate
With Almonds Day
But enough of that. A day to celebrate this particular
combination of flavours: bittersweet chocolate with crunchy toasted almonds? I
don’t bloody think so. Just what is the point of celebrating such a specific
item of confectionary? Instead I’m going to write about the new John Lewis
Christmas ad because, like the chocolate, it’s dark, bittersweet and you’d be
nuts to like it in any shape or form.
Yes, it’s time for the annual John Lewis rant and this year their
nine million pound (including advert slots) Christmas TV ad tells the story of
a young girl who is being spied on by an old man who lives in a wooden shed on
the moon. Don’t we all just love a weird peeping tom paedophile who lives on
the moon and dresses like an eighties pop video. Very Christmassy. But shouldn’t we really be calling the police?
Of course in this age of government surveillance he could
well work for MI6 as I’m sure there must be an agency or two spying on
children; and I do wonder why this agent has been exiled to the moon in the
first place. Maybe he isn’t an old man at all, perhaps he’s an alien and all
John Lewis stores are alien bases. They might as well be as this ad has nothing
to do with reality. Still, he does look pretty lonely and bored; but then the moon
doesn’t have much atmosphere does it?
Meanwhile, back on earth another John Lewis fake Christmas
is taking place with fake smiles, fake parents (who should be investigated by social services for allowing their young daughter
to climb on the roof - seriously dangerous to suggest this John Lewis), and all sorts of other fake festive jollities. Everyone
is wonderfully happy in a fake John Lewis kind of way. There's even a fake single tear of something or other from the poor old man's poor old eye at the end.
I have to admit to being a little confused by this year’s
ad. It's not very Christmas, and it is a little bit odd to its very core and uses some quite dangerous imagery. It's okay to befriend strange old men, it's okay to climb builder's ladders, It's okay to fire arrows into the dark and ride your scooter on the pavement at speed. Of course I understand that the underlying message is that there an awful
lot of lonely old people at Christmas and that the moon is symbolic of their
isolation, but why does it need to be so creepy? Because it is as creepy as it
is sad.
Even the fact that John Lewis have teamed up with Age UK to drive us to donate as a result of the ad doesn't do it for me. They are going to make millions out of one old man's misery; except of course he isn't miserable at all, he's an actor, another john Lewis fake. How about they donate 10% of the December profit to Age UK? That might help. No, I thought not.
Still if it makes a few people knock on the door of that lonely old man
or woman across the road and invite them to Christmas dinner then the advert is
admirable. But I don’t believe that it will and the cynic in me is left with
this question. What are John Lewis selling off the back of old age loneliness with
this year’s sentimental sob campaign? Will it be moons or telescopes, pyjamas, bedding and sweaters, or will it be our souls yet again?
Kevin Parrott on FB
ReplyDeleteHe he...... nice one Andy, for once I do have a little sympathy for your view. I'm going to give my monthly John Lewis coffee & cake vouchers to the old lady across the road.
Andrew Height
DeletePleased to hear it Kevin. I have invited my mother in law to Christmas dinner, unfortunately she isn't on the moon wink emoticon
Tim Preston on FB
ReplyDeleteAlthough it's a bit quirky I feel as though I recognise the feelings that are being pumped out at me. I believe that stuff like this is being used to keep us in place. It's making us care about things that don't matter. It's keeping our minds soft and easier to control. It's like 1984. The book, not the year smile emoticon
Tim Preston's photo.
Andrew Height
DeleteThat is the general idea. Conformity is good. Resistance is futile. Say ahhhhh at the man on the moon and shed that obligatory tear.
Tim Preston
DeleteSorry but I love this meme. I might use it even when it's irrelevant smile emoticon
Simon Parker on FB
ReplyDeleteBut other than that you liked it? Technically the old man wasn't spying on her, she was spying on him.
Andrew Height
DeleteThe music is a tired cliche too, but I passed on that. I checked the law, you have to be over 14 to be a peeping Tom. He is obviously grooming from the moon. As an ad, it sucks. But as a comment on the gullibility and values of our society and the devil that is John Lewis it is an abomination. Of course you (not you specifically) are allowed to view it as entertainment if you wish, but it isn't even that entertaining wink emoticon
Gary Weston on FB
ReplyDeletei know old folks with dementia can wander by the moon? And without a spacesuit? Or is he the little girls,imaginary friend in which case she has serious grandap issues
t).
Andrew Height
Deletei'm with you on that one Mr Weston. give me a melting snowman or a stupid fucking penguin every time (no