This image unsettles me, scares me even. I look like a
character from Frankie’s banned Relax video. Why would I do such a thing to
myself? Why indeed.
I’ve been intrigued by all those selfies of women without
their makeup that have been inundating my Facebook page. Apparently they’ve
raised £2m so far for Cancer Awareness which is mental, as the young people
say. I’ve looked into it (well Googled actually) and the movement was probably initiated
by author Laura Lippman, who uploaded a picture of her face sans makeup in
solidarity with actress Kim Novak who was ridiculed for the way she looked at
the Oscars.
If you ask me most of the women at the Oscars look slightly
odd, but it seems to have grown organically from there, and very quickly as
these online phenomena do. I’m not entirely sure how the link to cancer came about.
It wasn’t put out there by Macmillan or any other cancer charity as a campaign,
so I guess it just happened like spontaneous combustion.
Women everywhere stripped off their make up and uploaded
pictures of themselves in often very unflattering light. Knowing the way women
feel about their appearance (well, I have known a few girls), I have to say I
think them all very brave.
Of course there has been criticism of the whole shenanigans
with some commentators claiming that it is more about ego and vanity than
charity and does nothing for raising cancer awareness at all. They say that
it’s dangerous groupthink driven by not wanting to be left out and needing to
be part of the herd.
Ego and vanity? Shmego and scmanity. The cash result speaks
for each and every one of them.
Of course, not to be left out through gender, many men have
jumped on the bandwagon, posting pics of themselves on Facebook in makeup.
Well, I’ve never been one not to jump up on the bandwagon as
it passes, so when I was ‘nominated’ by a ‘friend’ I produced this quite
disturbing image. I didn’t have any makeup to hand, so I used strawberry jam
for my lippy and blusher, with cucumber slices for eye decoration. I think it’s
an interesting look, very Grayson Perry, and I’m sure that Lucian Freud would
have approved of my shirtless, lumpy, body and face.
Of course I made this image for my own egotistical ends,
vanity, and the jam - I really like jam. The worrying thing is though, the more
I look at it, the more I see myself as I really am. It obviously helps me being
bonkers, but under all that jam I think there may be somebody trying to tell me
something quite disturbing.
Paul Whitehouse on FB
ReplyDeleteThis is disturbing
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteTurn you on Paul Whitehouse?
Paul Whitehouse on FB
ReplyDeleteAbout as much as a rancid kipper .
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteHow hurtful, and me carrying that torch all these years.
Lindsey Messenger on FB
ReplyDeleteWith all that jam on your face I think you will be sticking to lots of things!! xx
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteMainly my hands - as I found out afterwards.
Linda Kemp on FB
ReplyDeletethanks for giving me a giggle before bedtime!
Tim Preston on FB
ReplyDeleteDarling. You look gorgeous!
Chris Machin on FB
ReplyDeleteThat's going to give me nightmares !
David Bell on FB
ReplyDeleteYou look like a fruit cocktail
Not so much of the cocktail David
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