It was sunny, but chilly in my backyard this morning. There
isn’t much happening yet, a light mist hanging above the cobbles as I decided
just where to position my grape vines when the warmer, wetter weather, we are
being told to expect, hits. This is the chance I’ve been dreaming of. Hotter
summers, no frosts, and plenty of water; it should suit a backyard vineyard
very well. Yes, I can see it now: ‘Chateau Merveilleuse Vie’… What a corker!
The Met Office is backing my vineyard aspirations, saying
that we can look forward to wetter winters and sultrier summers. Apparently the
vagaries of climate change, the Jet Stream, the Gulf
Stream , and whatever other bloody stream you like, are changing
our weather dramatically. Winters will be warmer, wetter, with less snow and
frosts. It’s ‘likely’ that there will be a 17% minimum increase in rainfall,
with the ‘extreme’ scenario as high as 45% in some parts of the country. All
perfect for growing the grape and for making the very finest wine.
In a couple of years from now I’ll be sitting down at my
backyard table, enjoying a glass of my very own plonk at practically zero cost;
and if I drink it all myself I won’t even have to pay any tax!
Of course just where I’m going to put the grape treading
bath, the fermentation vats, and the bottling plant is still to be worked out.
But if worse comes to worse there’s always indoors. After all, with all this
hot weather on the way who needs a house at all? Not when there’s all that wine
to be had.
Yes, if it’s good enough for Sir Cliff, it’s good enough for
me. Here’s to climate change and backyard vinification.
Anyway, time to stop dreaming. Cheers!
Catherine Halls-Jukes on FB
ReplyDeletewe had a vine when we had the allotment. .it was great
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteI'm in Manchester - it's more a dream really. But we'll see
Vicky Sutcliffe on FB
ReplyDeleteWe have a vine in the garden at York, growing through one of the apple trees!
David Bell on FB
ReplyDeleteWe have Wildebeests roaming down Compton High Street
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteI disturbed a grazing Gazelle in my backyard this morning David Bell, so I can well believe it. See you at the Doctor's.
Paul Whitehouse on FB
ReplyDeleteNeed to sort out that mis-matched garden chair Andrew it's antagonising my OCD!
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteIt's not a mismatch Paul. It's a shabby shit statement.
Paul Whitehouse
ReplyDeleteIt's playing havoc with my OCD Andrew.....they need to match !
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteYou'll like my shabby shit tea set then...
Andrew Height's photo.
Paul Whitehouse
ReplyDeleteAargh !
Paul Whitehouse
ReplyDeleteCafe Kidston ?