I awoke this morning just as Frankie Howard declared ‘Ooooo,
what a palaver!’ He was sucking in his cheeks, turning himself into a curly
haired aging cherub as he winked at me and then popped like a bubble. Just why
he said this and why he was at the edge of my consciousness as I awoke, I have
no idea. But he left this world, as I re-entered it, with his voice still ringing in
my ears like a bell.
Frankie Howard - a palaver indeed. Ding-dong!
Anyway, it’s stuck with me all day and, as I do, I found
myself Googling this and Googling that, trying to track down the meaning of the
word and whether or not Mr Howard ever used it. After a lot of surfing, I’d
found no hard evidence that he was a palaver user; but he must have been
mustn’t he? After all, it is such a Frankie Howard type of word. I can just
imagine him taking his time and drawing it out with that distinctive throaty croak
at the end: ‘Ooooooo, what a PALAAAVERRR!’
I’ve heard this word used regularly and I use it myself
sometimes. But I tend to use it to mean something like ‘kerfuffle’, a hasty happening
or scuffle leading nowhere but stand-off, with lots of bluffing and blowing
along the way. In fact, according to dictionary.com and the OE dictionary,
the word palaver is defined as ‘a conference or discussion’. I didn’t know
this, and in my 30 years of sitting in pointless, boring, far too long meetings
with basically stupid people discussing basically stupid things (me being one
of them on both counts), I never heard anyone refer to a meeting by using this word.
So it’s a confab, a pow-pow, a colloquy, a parley, a
conference, a stakeholder meeting, a roundtable, a brainstorm, a
thought-shower, and not an Elizabethan skirmish with doublets and rapiers as I’d
imagined. It isn’t even English. It derives from the Portuguese ‘palavra’
meaning ‘speech’, specifically between Portuguese traders and West African
natives in the 18th century. Even so, the built-in Word thesaurus
gives palaver’s alternatives as: irritation, pain, annoyance, pest, bother,
trouble, and irritant. So perhaps it was one of those bloody meetings after
all.
By the way, did you realise that the only half-decent rhyme
for palaver is cadaver?
Thanks Frankie. Your few words this morning have sent me on yet
another wild goose-chase that’s soaked up most of my day. Ooooo, what a………. nuisance
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ReplyDeleteIndeed Martin A W Holmes
Martin A W Holmes on FB
ReplyDeleteKind of from "our era" - although it was always "machine" brews back then, I recall...
Richard Shore on FB
ReplyDeleteI feel almost certain that Frankie will have said palaver. There is something wrong with the world if he didn't.
Richard Shore on FB
ReplyDeleteBtw, is that painting one of yours?
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteIt's a digital piece Rick. I sometimes make them and then translate onto canvas. OI may do this one.
Bernadette Doyle on FB
ReplyDeleteJust sent someone an email and used the word palaver - very satisfying.
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteIsn't it though Bernadette Doyle!
Martin A W Holmes on FB
ReplyDeleteI did wonder whether the expression might feature in the "Two Elephants" monologue written for Frankie by Eric Sykes. but I'm struggling to track down a full version of it. It does have that "1950s/60s BBC comedy" vibe about it though, although perhaps more "Round the Horne" or "Hancock" than Howerd... Guess I'll have to keep digging...
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteWhat a palaver Martin...
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he used it in Up Pompeii Martin A W Holmes
Martin A W Holmes on FB
ReplyDeleteThat sounds about right, and would make sense... let's boot up the History Machine, Scooby, and head over TO THE ARCHIVES!!!