Today is Pancake Day so where better to go for your pancake
ingredients and toppings than Britain ’s
favourite supermarket? Yes I know that I sound like an ad, but then that is my
background. Anyway, is there anyone remaining who hasn’t been touched by the
magic of Aldi?
Just a few years ago Aldi stores were dismissed as being
cheap shops selling low-quality goods, whose customers couldn’t afford to shop
in proper supermarkets. Back then anyone shopping at Aldi would go in disguise
or at the very least claim that they shopped at Aldi for the novelty value, a
laugh. Gradually though, things have changed and now, given the ridiculously
long queues for the checkouts, the number of Range Rovers in the always packed
car park and the fact that my next door neighbour but one shops there, it seems
that that the poor reputation of Aldi's products is long gone.
And the two German brothers, Karl and Theo, who originally
owned Aldi are the first and second richest men in Germany and are laughing all the way
to the Bundesbank.
The big supermarkets have been taken by surprise and, as the
posters say, Aldi has won the Which? Supermarket of the Year for two (or is it
three?) years, and in 2013 Aldi won The Grocer Grocer of the Year
Award. Not bad for a supermarket that charges for carrier bags, is German
(don’t mention the war), sells mainly ‘own’ brands and until quite recently
only took cash payment.
They also sell what I can only describe as random stuff. The
centre aisles are packed with all manner of strange things that none of us
need, but can’t resist. I have yet to use my extending window sponge, chocolate
moulds, reversible umbrella rain hat and musical candles, but I guess that
they’ll come in handy one day and probably all at the same time. Picture me in
my hat, cleaning my windows whilst scoffing home made chocolates and whistling
along to my candle.
And with that image firmly implanted in your mind this post
is officially closed.
*Holds up hand as remaining untouched by the magic...*
ReplyDeletePaul Whitehouse on FB
ReplyDeleteEaten off a naked Esther McVey
Ian Maclachlan on FB
ReplyDeleteI don't know Esther McVey but mine were eaten with maple syrup (even though they weren't Scotch) and banana. V smooth.
Andrew Height on FB
ReplyDeleteI really approve of that choice Ian.
Lindsey Messenger on FB
ReplyDeleteI like sugar and lemon best on mine....xx
Martin on FB
ReplyDeleteA W Holmes *Holds up hand as remaining untouched by the magic*
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteYou should convert Martin.
Martin A W Holmes on FB
ReplyDeleteWell, to be honest, there isn't one within coughing distance of the old Holmes-stead, so probably not...
Paul Whitehouse
ReplyDeleteAmazing how it crepes up on you !
Andrew Height
Beat it Paul.
Nick Jones
These jokes aren't getting any batter.
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Andrew Height
You always were sour-faced Nick.