Look out, I don’t want to raise a stink but I’m going to go
all cheesy on you, moldy cheesy to be exact. Today is an important day. Today
is the day that the world celebrates all cheeses that are made intentionally
with mold. You know the ones, the tasty ones that get their distinct character
and taste from being a little rotten like me. Yes, it’s that mold that makes
all the difference.
There are different kinds of mold in cheese, Penicillumroqueforti or Penicillum
glaucum are what causes that lovely bluish-green hue in blue cheese which
is why the Romans used blue cheese as an antibiotic in their wounds. Of course
cheese has been around a lot longer than the Romans were. It was made before
6000 BC, so it’s been smelling the place out for quite a while.
The French (say cheese all you Frenchies) are probably the most cheesy nation on Earth and have
more varieties of cheese than any other county in the world. Every adult in France eats
about a pound of cheese a week, which could explain why they make a lot of perfume
too. The Greeks beat the French though and eat about 63 pounds of cheese a year
per person, much of it made from sheep and goat’s milk which apparently counts.
It isn’t just cakes you know, the UK
makes some exceedingly good cheese too and along with our traditional varieties
like Cheddar, Cheshire
and Leicestershire, new varieties are being made by craft cheesemakers all the
time. Of course it’s the United States who are (as with everything) the really big
cheese producing more cheese that any other nation on earth, which is
surprising given that their cheeses (including that awful processed substance
called American or Government cheese) are so very, very, bad. The Americans
favourite cheese is Mozzarella and it usually comes on top of a three foot wide
pizza.
I expect we’ve all had some moldy cheese at the back of our
fridge at one time or another. Another aspect of Moldy Cheese Day is a reminder
to check your fridge for that ball of Mozzarella that is decomposing in its
packet floating in a cheesy watery grave. But if you do find some moldy cheese
you don’t necessarily need to throw it away. Soft cheeses like cottage cheese,
cream cheese and ricotta cheese, with mold should always be binned. The same
goes for any kind of cheese that's shredded, crumbled or sliced. But mold
generally can't penetrate far into hard and semisoft cheeses, like cheddar,
Parmesan and Edam .
So it’s fine to cut away the moldy part and eat the rest of the cheese. I’ve
been doing this for years, but don’t tell my family or I’ll never get
Bolognaise again.
ReplyDeleteLynda Henderson on FB
yes the US makes some god awful "Cheese-like" products, but there are some small craft cheesemakers in California, NY, Wisconsin... that make some damn good cheese smile emoticon don't forget about Spain - they make amazing cheese (Cabrales) Oh and the Dutch. Oh and Belgium... god I love cheese. The stinkier the better!!
Andrew Height
DeleteI agree with all your points Lynda, but the UK's worst Cheddar is better than yours - na-na-na-na-nah wink emoticon
ReplyDeletePaul Whitehouse on FB
The American cheese Provlone .....WTF is that ? It tastes of precisely NOTHING ...then they color (sic) it red and call it 'Cheddar' !!!! For the record, It's 4,000 freakin' miles from Cheddar y'all !!!
Andrew Height When I was there I missed good cheese more than anything (including sex). I spent fortunes on imported English cheese and had it queried on my expenses!
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DeletePaul Whitehouse
I one visited Madison WI ....the cheese capital of the USA . Still no improvement and like you Andrew I longed for a bit of real cheddar or Stilton. Nothing in the US comes close.
Tim Preston on FB
ReplyDeleteI can't do blue cheeses - it's like garlic to a vampire. My mum and dad used to love it but I find it too physically brutal like a punch in the face.. Stilton without the blue is gorgeous
Andrew Height
DeleteI too like white stilton, but blue is heaven
Paul Whitehouse
DeleteIt is heaven indeed especially when accompanied by crisp ice cold red grapes straight from the fridge and a fine port.
Mick Norman on FB
ReplyDeleteAndrew Height van buy? is that a Dutchman?
DeleteAndrew Height
Ha ha - yes Mick.
Rick Lister on FB
ReplyDeleteRoquefort, Parmigiano-reggiano and cloth wrapped vintage cheddar - now we're talking serious cheese. Open the Burgundy!