Oh look, I made some art. That’s it in the picture. It took me all of five minutes even with the photographic editing, but I'm sure that you'll agree it's worthy of the Turner Prize. Great isn’t
it?
Yes, everything is now officially art according to this year’s Turner Prize. Of course the Prize has been drifting away from what most people consider art for years. But this year they have surpassed themselves and in the process of declaring everything is art, have completely wiped out the value of art. Yes, art is officially Turner Prize dead.
Yes, everything is now officially art according to this year’s Turner Prize. Of course the Prize has been drifting away from what most people consider art for years. But this year they have surpassed themselves and in the process of declaring everything is art, have completely wiped out the value of art. Yes, art is officially Turner Prize dead.
Opera singers, a trendy DIY showroom, a spooky pop-up
research library and some old chairs with fur coats hanging from them, are all
part of this year’s exhibition which showcases the latest nominees for this
prestigious, world famous, art award. So what exactly are they throwing at us
this time and telling us that we must see it as art?
1. An ironmogers.
This is the work of an architectural collective – Assemble -
who are using the exhibition to launch their own range of for sale home
improvement objects, from tiles to doorknobs and fireplaces. They are kind of
like a posh B and Q and have some arty friends in high places obviously -
interestingly when two of the collective were asked on the ten o’clock news if
they were artists they couldn’t give an answer.
2. A bit of a sing-song.
All together now, Janice Kerbel has written an avant-garde,
a capella, 24-minute opera, which is going to be performed at regular intervals
by six singers hopefully to an enthralled audience. Okay, opera is art I
suppose but this is the Turner Prize, not the Classical Music Awards. Would the
Classical Music Awards give the award for best operatic performance to a
painter? I doubt it, but then I doubt that they would listen to a range of ringing
door bells and knockers either.
3. Watching television.
Do not adjust your set because even stranger is the Bonnie
Camplin installation. She’s cobbled together a supernatural study centre, which
is basically five TV sets showing interviews with people who claim to have had
paranormal experiences with aliens and the like. There are also some books, a
few leaflets and a photocopier so that the public can photocopy any interesting
snippets about close encounters of the third kind and take them back to their
Mother Ships.
4. Hanging your coat on the back of a chair.
The final work from Nicole Wermers comes the closest to
recognisable art - at least the contemporary nonsense that is labelled art these
days. Don’t be fooled though, it’s really ten dining chairs with fur coats hanging
from their backs. I know you installation artists out there won’t agree but
anyone could bloody do that. And yes, I know that they haven’t, and yes again I
understand your argument that it’s all about the process. But everybody knows
that’s just self-justifying nonsense.
The Turner Prize seems to have further lost the plot
although some would say that it’s great how diverse contemporary art has become.
Some would also call this show radically different. Some would claim that it’s
great that art can now be made out of anything with anything by anyone,
anywhere, anyhow – and indeed that is what one Turner Prize representative has
said. But really that is a load of old… (insert your own word here).
Okay, I have to admit to feeling more comfortable with art
as sculpture or painting. But I recognise that a lot of other things can also
be art – photography, installation, performance. I can even admire the cons and
conmen that become part of the art – Warhol, Hirst, Emin and that bloody
Duchamp who kicked the whole travesty off. But sadly, it seems to me that art
is there more for the artists, critics, dealers, and up their own arse
intellectuals than for real people these days and as a consequence art has
become ridiculed and lost to real people.
What a great job you’ve done Turner Prize. Now that
everything is art, there is no art. You’ve killed it, you murdering bastards.
Andrew Height
ReplyDeleteThanks for the loan of the coat Rick.
Rick Lister on FB
ReplyDeleteArt for arts sake
ReplyDeleteAndy B D Bickerdike on FB
There would be a fifth installation from me.. 5. An incendiary bomb, lovingly lobbed in a school boy fashion, with a sweeping graceful, long curve, which once exploded will engulf numbers 1-4, along with their 'creators', in lovely tones of orange yellow and red, with the second phase of sweeping up the ashes, using a brush made by a blind, lame scorpion, living in abject poverty, once done, a brisk scattering on some newly planted seedling.. Which all in all will be the most useful thing this shower of sh*t turner prize stuff, will do.
Andrew Height
DeleteAgreed Andy. What the hell is going on with this lot.
Tim Preston on FB
ReplyDeleteThat's a fabulous piece of art you've just created there Andy - installation - man complaining about Turner Prize. You: "No it isn't! Now fuck off!" grin emoticon
Andrew Height
DeleteYes Tim. I am an artistic genius.
There is more art in your penmanship (keyboardmanship) than those four travesties put together. The 'Art World' seems to be populated by a self proclaimed elite group of pseudo intellectual arse lickers who have somehow managed to justify to themselves a new definition of what art means. On one point I have to disagree with you; art can never be killed. These attempted murders only serve to prove that fact by the responses they provoke.
ReplyDeleteI may be an uncultured Philistine Lloydy, but I know when I am being conned. If this lot didn't take themselves so seriously it would be Monty Python.
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