Having only recently succumbed to the fatal attraction of
carefully trimmed facial hair I wonder now why I waited so long. Perhaps it was
the fact that there was a time where my face had a little delineation without
the need to emphasise parts of it with a topiary. But these days my face has
become rather like a large lump of dough and without the addition of various
clumps of beard, moustache and sideburn I look a little too much like a potato.
Of course it isn’t to everyone’s liking, but then what is?
And it isn’t as if I’m doing any harm. I haven’t quite decided where my funny
little beard is going, or if the sideburns should stay, but one thing is for
sure - the moustache is staying at least for a while.
I’ve often dreamt of having an astounding moustache, the
sort worn by strongmen and surrealist artists, but there’s always been
something stopping me from doing it; actually a number of things. Firstly there
was my wife. She doesn’t really approve of facial paraphernalia of the hairy
kind. Secondly there was the convention of a corporate lifestyle where facial
hair, at least in the UK ,
was rather frowned upon or at the very least thought of as a little too outré.
And of course there was the time thing. It takes an inordinate amount of time
to trim and wax one’s facial hair to perfection. Yes, I wax my moustache to a
Poirotesqe curl and I’m hoping one day to have the full Dali.
At my age though, you have to go your own way and as I’m no
longer under corporate bondage and have plenty of (too much) time on my hands, so facial hair
seems to be the new thing. Besides, I was bought the most exquisite pair of
moustache trimming scissors for Christmas. They are made to resemble a standing
crane (bird not building equipment) and a tiny, ridiculously expensive tin of
moustache wax. At some point I shall probably try making my own, but there is
no finer feeling than waxing the ends of your moustache into pointy, peaky
perfection.
Sometimes I wonder just what will my facial hair become? It
could be a goat patch or a well trimmed goatee. It could be the full friendly
muttonchops, or a handlebar, or a soulpatch, even a Van Dyke. Maybe I’ll go for
the swashbuckling look, or maybe the Guy Fawkes thing. It’s so hard to decide
when it just keeps on growing. Perhaps I can shape it into steam train.
Andrew Casson on FB
ReplyDeleteI'm most amused by the fact that Facebook prompts me to tag all the faces in that picture.
Andrew Height Ah, the whimsical nature of Facebook Andrew
DeleteAndrew Casson Maybe I should tag the "Van Dyke" as myself.
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DeleteAndrew Height Sounds like a plan
Andrew Casson Nah, perhaps not... if I did that then I wouldn't be able to rant about other Facebook users tagging people on photos they're not actually in.
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ReplyDeleteTim Preston on FB
Mine grows outta my nose
DeleteAndrew Height That's where mine starts from Tim
Andy Lloyd on FB
ReplyDeleteGrowing a beard gives you something to do when bored. Yours looks at it's best when you are wearing your hat.
Andrew Height And you Mr Lloyd, what does yours look best with?
DeleteAndy wrote: "A Clint Eastwood squint."
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