‘So, Chickenski Lickenski the sky has fallen over Russia .’ I
thought…
My next thoughts were of that asteroid winging its way
through space towards us at five miles a second, eight times as fast as a
speeding bullet. The catchily named 2012 DA14 is the size of an office block
and will miss us by 17,000 miles or so they say, but are they really sure?
‘Odd… Is there a connection between the two?’ I thought.
By this time my mind was racing. What if the Russian
meteorite was a chunk of DA14? What if it wasn’t going to miss us at all and
‘they’ sent up a missile to nudge it into a new trajectory as an experiment to
see if it could be done? What if it the mission went wrong and instead of some
gentle nudging it blew off a huge chunk which crashed into the Earth, falling
(rather fortunately) into a Russian lake but injuring 400 people in the
process? What if DA14 is at this very moment on a new course and heading
straight for London ,
ready to flatten the city in one hell of an explosion that could set off a
chain reaction and destroy us all in a cataclysmic event just like the one that
wiped out the mighty dinosaurs?
Wait a minute! What if that meteorite wasn’t a meteorite at
all but an alien scout ship launched from behind DA14 in order to check out the
Mayak atomic waste storage and treatment centre in the Chelyabinsk
region of Russia ?
What if the Russians tracked it on their radar and decided to blow it out of
the sky before it could land? What if, at this very minute, the aliens are
preparing to counter-attack by steering their asteroid Mother Ship towards us
on a collision course?
Wait! What if the Mayans were right after all, just a tiny
bit out with their calculations? What if this is the end of days and we are all
doomed? Would ‘they’ tell us? I don’t think that they would, would they?
Calm down, calm down. Two big astronomical events in a
single day is a bit of a coincidence but that has to be what it is.
Doesn’t it?
Oh well, not long to wait now. Drink anybody?
Kevin Parrott on FB
ReplyDeleteBits of it got some people in Russia.
Andrew Height
DeleteAre they connected then? The Asteroid that is going to miss us and the 400 injured in Russia? Mmmmm
Kevin Parrott I guess bits do fall of these things as they pass by.
DeleteJamie Morden If a big one was coming, they wouldn't tell us anyway.
ReplyDeleteMick Norman on FB
ReplyDeleteApparently they were unconnected incidents.
Richard Shore on FB
ReplyDeleteIts OK, they've sent bruce willis to go blow it up
Lynda Henderson on FB
ReplyDeletenot yet.
Andrew Height
DeleteThere's still time:
There's a big light in the sk
ReplyDeleteSarah Rawden on FB
ReplyDeleteamazing footage....
DeleteAndrew Height
and we are still here Sarah.