Of course I suspect Midsomer Murders is no more meant to
reflect reality any more than Johnathan Creek is. The murders don’t really seem
murderous at all and I find myself watching shootings and stabbings, garrotting
and fatal doses of poison with the same warm fuzzy sense of cosy as I do when sitting
through an episode of Downton Abbey. Each Poirot or Miss Marple might just as
well be a Mr Selfridge for all the blood and gore that isn’t shown. Well,
perhaps there’s the odd trickle emerging from a nice clean entry point where that
ornate Indian dagger pierces between the victim’s shoulder blades. All good
clean fun really.
I wonder if murder is really like that, it can’t be can it? And
is it okay to watch? People are dead here, made dead in various ways. Should I
really be watching murder as an entertainment to lull me into nostalgic mood
before watching the ten o’clock news? Ah, the news. So many real horrors laid
out on our screens - but hardly a patch on the graphic detail of Silent Witness.
There was a time when I couldn’t watch an injection being given, let alone a
full autopsy with all that sawing and pulling back of fatty flesh. These days I
can look at twenty real life shattered bodies, a hole full of dozens of
beheaded corpses, rivers of blood on dusty streets with the same detachment
from reality as I do a murdered Oxford
don in Lewis.
All good clean fun really. No, I haven't a clue about murder despite all the whodunnits. Perhaps if I were to stand in the
road and watch as the bullets rip through real flesh I might understand it all a little better.
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