Mr James Justice Poke
Mr
James Justice Poke
Did not have a coat
And the weather had turned inclement,
He looked all around
Did not have a coat
And the weather had turned inclement,
He looked all around
But
all that was found
Was a goat with a smell quite unpleasant.
Was a goat with a smell quite unpleasant.
‘What
am I to do?’
Exclaimed
James Justice Poke,
‘My
new shirt will be quite sodden.’
On
further exam
He
spied a small lamb
To
replace the coat, he’d forgotten.
With
both goat and lamb high
His
attire would keep dry
So he arranged both upon each shoulder.
With
immediate effect
Rain
was kept from his neck
And
it was warmer rather than colder.
As
he walked into town
With
his bleating new gown
He
caused quite a stir with the ladies.
Both
the lamb and the goat
Made
a very fine coat
And
it would certainly last for ages.
Thus
James Justin Poke
With
this one masterstroke
Was
a magnet for womanly passion.
His
lamb and goat stew
Was
well received too,
There’s nothing like edible fashion.
There’s nothing like edible fashion.
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