Thursday 23 October 2014

Road rage...

This morning I watched helplessly as yet another front garden disappeared to make way for yet another car parking space. Just why people do this I have no idea. Our once beautiful, well appointed, road is being turned into an urban jungle by the very people who live there. The antique red sandstone walls that have stood for over 100 years are being pulled down, the front courtyards of tiny lawns, shrubbed borders, and flower beds ripped out so that a car can be parked where once birds sang and bees and butterflies fluttered.

This morning this was a garden with a front hedge, a side hedge, lavender beds, and somewhere to sit on a summer's evening. This evening it is an unfinished car park.

How stupid, how totally unnecessary, how completely brutal.

Of course, it’s all part of the modern disease of ownership and status, driven by the paranoia of ‘strangers’ potentially parking outside people’s houses and the perceived need for residents to be able to park their precious vehicles a few feet from their own front door.

How unnecessary, how totally stupid.

During the day parking in the road can be difficult. The policy of the council to make it hard for workers to park in Altrincham at low cost and to put parking meters on nearby residential streets, has led to this problem. Add to this the ludicrous demand for residents only parking and the issues are compounded, pushing ‘residents only’ people onto ‘non-residents only’ parking roads because they don’t want to have to pay for a second permit. Altogether it’s a recipe for the destruction of the road’s character; the very reason people moved into our road in the first place.

Until recently I could sit in my front garden and look out on trees and flowers and watch other residents doing the same. Increasingly I sit on my bench looking at cars and vans, hemmed in by lumps of metal squeezed into spaces far too tight for them.

Did I mention how stupid and unnecessary this is?

There is plenty of on-road parking outside working hours even with the less than thought-through actions of the council, or at least there would be if the people who have destroyed their gardens actually parked in the spaces they vandalised their frontages for.

But of course they don’t, instead they park on the road or across those bloody sanctimonious white lines in front of their paved open-fronted houses These same white lines further reduce on-road parking by being a car and a half lengths long, and are guarded with heated blood and threats. All a bit short sighted, selfish and bullying which is why I ignore them; after all they are only advisory, not legally binding and not prosecutable if infringed upon. Some residents even put cones out to protect these spaces while they are out for the day, which is illegal so I carefully move them to their empty drives.

It seems that the tiniest bit of inconvenience, sharing space they don’t actually own on the public highway, has driven some of my neighbours mad with ‘get off my land’ fever and they will do anything to protect their pitch. I’ve seen neighbours arguing with parked non-residents as if it really was their land and not the public highway. These are the same residents who’d rather destroy what little space and land they had then steal the road space in front of their house, marking it as their own.

I can’t understand why, given our houses are around 120 years old and each is part of a matching townhouse terrace, there isn’t a need for planning permission to change the frontage. This type of uncontrolled radical change is significant; unsightly at best, vandalism at worst and I would oppose it. But of course I don’t get the chance.

I generally like my neighbours. It’s a nice community. But when I see what has happened over the last 10 years, the negative changes these very same people have made to the look, feel, and harmony of the road, I am not at all sure that I like them as much as I used to or should.

28 comments:

  1. Andy Brewer
    When I'm Queen of England I will pass a law so there will only be one car allowed per household (and a very cheap bus service).

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    1. Andrew Height
      It isn't even as if half of these bloody people use their drives. They still park on the frigging road. The sooner I'm off to Wales the better. I'm looking at turning my house into bedsits to get the best return on my investment.

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  2. Ricardo Listeretti on FB
    Cultural & environmental vandalism mate

    Ricardo Listeretti
    The gardens I mean, not your investment project.....but then again...

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    1. Andrew Height
      Agreed on both counts Rick.

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  3. Nick Jones on FB
    If you turn your house into bedsits, you'll be adding to the cars-per-household issue big time.

    Nick Jones
    Or were you joking?

    Nick Jones
    You should piss off your neighbours by turning the road outside your house into a garden.

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    1. Andrew Height
      If I do change my house into bedsits as proposed Nick. I shan't be living there Nick and the parking on the road won't be my issue.

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    2. Nick Jones on FB
      That's the Height of selfishness, Andy.

      Nick Jones
      I used to live in a studio flat in Bristol and the parking situation was unbelievable. I had to park three roads away sometimes. People in Cheshire don't know they're born. Well, they know they're born, but they don't know how lucky they are.


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    3. Andrew Height
      Can't fight selfish thoughtlessness for ever Nick. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em... sauce for the goose... an eye for an eye...

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    4. Nick Jones on FB
      Going back a few more years, I lived in a shared house on a long road in Bristol called Filton Avenue. At Christmas our landlord turned up with a biscuit tin. He was a Scrooge-like old man, the poshest-sounding person I've ever heard, and he owned about 10 houses on our street. Each house must have been making him hundreds of pounds a month, and all we got at Christmas was a fucking Bourbon each.

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    5. Andrew Height
      I will personally make my residents a full Christmas dinner and serve them.

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    6. Nick Jones on FB
      That's terrible. Who are you going to serve them to?

      Nick Jones
      Ah, it's OK, I misread the comment.

      Andrew Height Sorry, but this is a subject I feel very strongly about. How can people put a parking space for a car above the important things in life? Stupidity and greed is all I can think. It makes me so very disappointed.
      http://akh-wonderfullife.blogspot.co.uk/20…/…/road-rage.html
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      Andrew Height This morning this was a garden.
      Andrew Height's photo.
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      Sharon Taylor looks like a mess now

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      Andrew Height I'm sure it will be paved and improved. But it will never be a garden again and with the hedge gone that is one less place for birds.

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  4. Andrew Height
    This morning this was a garden.
    Andrew Height's photo.

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  5. Sharon Taylor on FB
    looks like a mess now

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    1. Andrew Height
      I'm sure it will be paved and improved. But it will never be a garden again and with the hedge gone that is one less place for birds.

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  6. Sharon Taylor on FB
    I hate to say it Andrew but you sound like I did in my last home. Different rants but the same results, mine was a neighbour who thought it was OK to spray weedkiller everywhere, including my garden. Net result it is time to move, there is always something that moves us on, just turn the annoyance into resolve to have a better living space and look forward to that and not back to what you have grown out of xxxxxxx

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    1. Andrew Height
      Sharon, you are right. Time to move on. I'm thinking of turning my house into studio apartments and letting them. Unfortunately I still love my house, but the road is becoming a car park.

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    2. Sharon Taylor Andrew Height I loved my little house to, but now it has been refurbished and rented out it is not my home anymore and all I think is that I am happy I have a tenant who also likes it and I get the rent each month, plus the landlord costs!

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  7. Joely Saffron Sant on FB
    Your bank garden is paved


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    1. Andrew Height
      Agreed Joely. It's east facing, overshadowed and grass will not grow. It is well planted, well tended, and I don't park a bloody car on it. My front garden is gravel and again fanatically well tended and planted (see pic). My point isn't about grass, my point is about sticking a frigging car in what could be your front garden simply because it can be a bit hard to park sometimes.
      Andrew Height's photo.

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    2. Joely Saffron Sant
      Phaha is like lighting touch paper!

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    3. Andrew Height
      I am a small firework.

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  8. Joely Saffron Sant
    You're a banger. Keep me entertained though.

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    1. Andrew Height
      not a squib? I think of myself as a squib.

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    2. Joely Saffron Sant
      No I think I'd be a Catherine wheel. Nice but a bit unpredictable.

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  9. Emma Cole on FB
    Your road is horrendous to park on, especially when people put cones or bins out and workmen or neighbours park over your drive, mum's already told two men of this morning. I don't blame them for doing this. What is wrong when new neighbours want to extend their house and want to take the dividing fence down!

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    1. Andrew Height
      It's all wrong Emma. Once one front is made into a car park it moves on and gardens are gone. If you read the blog properly you'll find that it is Trafford policy and resident's reaction that has caused the problem. All those ridiculous white lines make it impossible to park and people who have drives but don't use them - of which there are plenty. You are lucky not to live here any more.

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  10. David Bell on FB
    I always thought that if people did this they also had to pay to drop the curb to gain access to the garden. They can't just drive over a normal raised curb.

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    1. Andrew Height
      It has been David and the white fing line painter will then paint his fing line.

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