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I hope Misty and Dubby become friends. Dubby is trying so hard. Look at him sitting on top of Misty’s play-pole. I guess he’s waiting for Misty to turn up so that they can both play with it together. I wonder where Misty is?…

‘Look at that stupid duck thing. Sitting on top of my play-pole like he’s king Duck. I can see you, you rubber quacker, but you can’t see me can you? No, I’m up here on top of the kitchen cupboards high above your silly rubber head. You think you are as safe as hen-houses don’t you? Well, I’m watching you and if you don’t get off my play-pole I’m going to jump down there and, and, and - and then you’d better watch out. See me? See my long, sharp, teeth? Looks like you’re going to need a bigger boat!

No, you can’t see me can you, good… and you haven’t moved yet - well you can’t say I didn’t give you fair chance, and frankly my dear, I don’t give a duck.

Are you feeling lucky ducky? Thinking of playing with red, stripy, mousey? My red, stripy, mousey? Go ahead duck play with him, play with his tail, go on Dummy… make my day. If you make one move towards that mouse I’m gonna blow you away. You gonna move punk? You gonna go for it? Or are you gonna get down quietly and waddle away?

No? Okay, well you asked for it… little ducks, little ducks let me in - little ducks watch out, here I come… Heeeeeeeeere’s Misty!

Geronimoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Umph!

Wanna play ball ducky? What’s up Dummy, you look surprised to see me? I bet you weren’t expecting me to fly in like that were you? What ya doing up there anyway? Waiting to fly south for the winter? Well, you had your chance to fly and you hissing blew it. Put ‘em up Dummy, put ‘em up. Meowwwwwwwwwwwhisssssssswhassssssmeoooooooohisssssshissssssgrumphhhhhhhgrrrrrrrrrrrrrrshiiiiiisshhhhhhhwhizzzzzzzzzzzzzbraaaaaaaaagrummmpphhhhhhisssssssssssssss…Had enough yet duck? Want some more? Hisssssssssgrrrrrrrrrmeoooo… You coming down duck? Or do I have to make you come down…Meooowhisssssssssgrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhisssssssswhassssssmeoooooooobraaaggaaaaaagrummmpphhhhhhissss.

Gotcha! Come on duck, you’re coming with me. Back up on top of the cupboards, you’re my prisoner. I hope you don’t get vertigo - it’s a long way down from up here. Look at you duck - top of the world ma!

Now, what should I demand in the ransom note… fish, treats, a new collar? I wonder what Hisfault will be prepared to pay for Dummy’s safe return?’…

That’s odd where’s Dubby gone? Perhaps he’s gone off to play with Misty. Oh well I hope that they have fun together. I do so hope that they become good friends…