Thursday, 10 March 2011

Fifty-four…

Another Birthday, my fifty-fourth.

Fifty-four winters and fifty-four summers, how can that be? It only seems like yesterday when I was a cowboy shooting the injuns with my Lone Ranger six-gun. Whooooosh! There goes my life rushing by.

Hard to believe that almost a third of my life has passed, well maybe a little more than a third, but life expectancies are getting longer. Anyone in their teens today has a very good chance of living well into their hundreds and there is a growing scientific opinion that some soon to be born, perhaps born already, may never need to die at all. Science and technology are moving so fast.

The oldest recorded living human was Jeanne Clement who died in 1997 aged one hundred and twenty-two years, not a bad innings as my dad would say. I’m not sure that she played cricket to the last though. Some creatures live even longer than Jeanne. There’s an Antarctic sponge that has been alive for over fifteen hundred years, koi carp can easily live to reach two hundred years, Adwaita, a giant tortoise, died in 2006 aged two hundred and fifty-five, there was a Lobster caught off the coast of Maine who had been in the water for one hundred and forty years, even those horrible, hairy tarantula’s live to be over a hundred. Brrrrrrrr, nasty creepy crawly blighters.

Whooooosh! There it goes again

What if we could live forever like the Hydra, growing to mature adult than back to polyp over and over in a never ending repeated cycle that has the potential of eternity. What if we knew their secret?

Today has been a day of meandering and wandering, a good day on the whole, enjoyable in a laid back kind of way. It started with a guilty half hours read in bed before getting up, there was a MacDonald’s double cheeseburger lunch, some fun presents and then a little Italian we know for dinner.

And all the messages and mails, phone calls and cards. Happy birthday boss - and I haven't been their boss for years.

Time’s passing. That’s okay. I’m not sure I want to be downloaded onto a computer, or clone a replacement me ready for this body’s death. If they ever discover the secret of the Hydra I don’t think it’s for me – all that growing up then growing down again.

No, I quite like the sound that my life makes as it rushes along.

Whooooosh! There it goes again.


15 comments:

  1. Happy Birthday - enjoy the rest of the day!

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  2. Happy birthday Boss! Heres to the next 54+.

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  3. Sharon Taylor Commented on Facebook:
    such a cute baby - I love the photo it comes from, 4 generations of Height men.

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  4. Linda Kemp commented on Facebook:
    whoosh, I know what you mean x

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  5. Ian Maclachlan commented on Facebook A present for us. How kind.

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  6. Neil Fishwick commented on Facebook:
    Love the kiddie pic Andi, so cute

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  7. Wow so many Birthday wishes

    Rob Poultney
    Happy birthday! sorry its late :P
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    Andrew Height Never too late. Thanks my friend.

    Sharon Ruan
    happy birthday!! Hope u had a lovely day x x x
    Andrew Height Thanks Sharon, yes I did. xx

    Alison Gee
    Happy Birthday Master Height!
    Andrew Height Thanks Mistress Gee

    Sue Mcnally
    Happy birthday
    Andrew Height So kind, you as lovely as ever Sue?

    Mick Norman
    Happy birthday Andi... hope it was a good one!
    Andrew Height Very, thanks M8

    Neil Fishwick Love the kiddie pic Andi, so cute

    Rebecca Brookes-Tsang
    happy birthday!! :-)
    Andrew Height Ta very much.

    Sharon Hutt
    Happy Birthday!
    Andrew Height Thanks Sharon. When you get to Russia drink much wodka for me and my kin, xx

    Lissa Tam
    How's you're day been birthday boy? Many happy returns x
    Andrew Height It was great Lissa, no idiots to spoil it. Thanks.

    Emma Cole
    Happy Birthday Andrew, I hope your celebrating with a few glasses of wine!
    Andrew Height Thanks Emma. You know that I am, only a couple though.

    Sharon Taylor
    Happy Day of Birth, enjoy the rest of the day, Sharon xxx
    Andrew Height Thanks Sharon. I did.

    Samantha Oakes
    Happy Birthday hope you have a fantastic day love Sam & Alan xxx
    Andrew Height Thanks Sam. I had a great day.

    Catherine Halls-Jukes
    Happy Birthday.....hope you have had a wonderful day, and have done something nice. Love xxxxxxxxxxxx
    Andrew Height Thanks Catherine. Yes, it was a nice day. It's all there on the blog

    Kaz Gee
    Happy birthday x
    Andrew Height Cheers Kaz

    Robert Mills
    Hope you spent the day in you Birthday Suit ;-
    All the best
    Andrew Height Not quite. It's wrinkled and needs a good iron.

    Phil Morgan
    A very happy joyful and ageless Birthday to you - long may you reign.
    Andrew Height Let them eat cake!

    Liz Shore
    Hope you're having a Happy Birthday xxx
    Andrew Height Thanks Liz

    Sharron Moore
    happy birthday
    Andrew Height Thanks Sharon

    Alice Coltman
    Happy Birthday Andrew!! x
    Andrew Height Thanks Alice

    Paul Altobelli
    Happy birthday, Andi. Woo hoo!
    Andrew Height Thanks Paul - great to hear from you.

    Bill Koneski
    Happy birthday!!!!
    Andrew Height Thank you Bill

    Mike King
    Happy Birthday!
    Andrew Height Cheers Mike.

    Lynda Pasquarello Henderson
    Andi - Happy birthday my fellow pisces!!! Enjoy yourself!
    Andrew Height Hey thanks Lynda

    Melanie Hickson
    Happy Birthday have a great day Mel x
    Andrew Height Ta very much Mel

    Debbie Arden
    Happy Birthday Mr. Height! Are you bringing cakes in?xx
    Andrew Height Thanks Debs - the cakes are in the meeting room

    Paul Crowe
    These boots are made for partying! Happy Birthday Andi
    Andrew Height Cheers Paul, but they are shoes and socks

    David William Height
    Happy Birthday Have a great day. Love Mum and Dad xxxxxxxxxxxx
    Andrew Height thanks to the both of you

    Andrew Oberbreckling
    Happy Birthday Andi!
    Andrew Height Why thank you Andrew

    Jamie Morden
    Happy Birthday mate :)
    Andrew Height Cheers Jamie give me a call tomorrow

    Andrew Casson
    ¡Feliz cumpleaños desde Canarias!
    Andrew Height Ta chum

    Ian Maclachlan
    Wishing you the birthday you would wish for yourself. All the very best wishes from me and Paula. Birthday Blog?
    Andrew Height Thanks Ian. I hope so later.

    Neil Fishwick
    Many happy returns Andi.
    Andrew Height Cheers Neil. All is good.

    Simon Parker
    Happy Birthday Andi. Nice shoes.
    Andrew Height Cheers Simon - yes my legs are in the socks it is just that I'm invisible.

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    Jon Roberts
    Happy Birthday mate have a great day!!
    Andrew Height Thanks JRo

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    Happy Birthday Andrew! Please be happy!
    Andrew Height Why thanks Roxana. I will I'm sure.

    Martin Bain
    Birthday greetings, Mr H. Have a splendid day.
    Andrew Height I will Martin. I will. See you at the next comedy night.

    Kevin Parrott
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANDY!
    Andrew Height My God I look like a chubby Quentin Crisp. Thanks Kevin.

    David Bell Happy Birthday Quentin
    Andrew Height Cheers

    Stephanie Ashton
    Happy Birthday Andy!! hope it's full of good things that make you smile :))) x
    Andrew Height Already has been Steph. Thanks, and thanks for all the positive vibes that you send out.

    Jill Nelmes Happy Birthday Andrew x
    Andrew Height Thanks Jill

    Alan Shorrock
    Happy Birthday Captain...
    The Tribbles and I would like to convey our best wishes.
    Andrew Height It's life Al but not as we know it. Thanks.
    Ian Maclachlan There may be tribbles aheeaaaad...

    Kneel Atkinson
    All the best my good man, enjoy.
    Andrew Height I shall my friend, I shall.


    Andy Bickerdike
    I salute you Mr Height, Happy birthday!
    Andrew Height Thanks Bickers old chap.

    Shirley Lane
    happy birthday andrew love shirley
    Andrew Height Thanks - so far the dday is good.

    Sandeep Bhambra-Sandal
    Happy birthday Andy! Have a great day!x
    Andrew Height Thanks Sany. Great day so far.

    Michelle Haendl Good song, happy birthday Andi, hope you are well
    Andrew Height Great song. Thanks Michelle. I am fine.

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    Alan Gregory
    Happy Birthday Boss xx
    Andrew Height chinks
    Alan Gregory jeez Andi you cant be saying that sort of racist stuff on here !! Know what you mean though...... bastards !!

    Kerry Swift
    Happy Birthday, hope you have a wonderful day :-)
    Andrew Height Thanks Kerry

    Scott Mitchell
    happy birthday!!
    Andrew Height Ta Scott

    Janet Dykes
    Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Andi, Happy Birthday to you....xxxxx
    Andrew Height Aw Shucks. Thanks Jan.

    Alison Smailes
    Happy birthday, have a great day
    Andrew Height Why thank you Ali
    Alison Smailes You're welcome, hope it's been a good one so far

    Linda Kemp
    Happy birthday Andi, very best wishes for a great year with loads of positive change (unlike the last one.....) xx
    Andrew Height Thanks Linda

    Kathryn Salthouse
    Happy Birthday! I hope Gaynor and Holly spoil you rotten :) x
    Andrew Height Thanks Kath - some peace would be enough ;o)

    Tricia Kitt
    Happy Birthday Andi - my daughter's birthday today too and she is excited as she has had tweets from Kelly Holmes and Professor Green - you just get me (and many others, I'm sure!) Love & big hug, Tx
    Andrew Height Big hugs to you too Trish - cool to get a tweet from Kelly Holmes. All I got was Cheryl Cole at the front door hand delivering her card. She hadn't even brushed her hair.

    Colin Tickle
    Happy birthday us. ;)
    Andrew Height Yes happy birthday us. You working? I'm not.

    Paula Handley Was Braham
    Happy Birthday- Have a super day :-)
    Andrew Height Thanks Paula

    Joan Dixon
    Happy Birthday!
    Hope the sun comes out for you - and take a break from the job search today!
    Love Joan X
    Andrew Height Thanks Joan. I plan a day of meandering and wandering but first I have to get my CV off. xx

    Barbara Balding
    Happy Birthday Andi - have a great day! x
    Andrew Height Thanks Barbara, I'm going to try.

    Sarah Sunley
    Happy birthday - have a great day :o)
    Andrew Height Ta Sarah

    Fee Fee Octigan
    Happy Birthday Mr hope you have a FAB day xxx
    Andrew Height Thanks Fee

    Colette Bradley
    Happy Birthday Mr. H xxx
    Andrew Height Why thanks Ms Bradley

    Caron Rebours
    Happy Birthday xxx
    Andrew Height Thanks Caron - hope you are well.

    Sean Wood
    Happy Birthday Andy
    Andrew Height Cheers Sean.

    Della Jayne Roberts
    Only 8 hours of your birthday left over here ....
    Just sharing a glass of red with you .. :O)
    x
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    Andrew Height Thanks Della, Birthday 54 - how is that possible?

    Della Jayne Roberts My 50th next year ..... every year we get older ....

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    Andrew Height Yep.

    Della Jayne Roberts
    Early Happy Birthday wishes ...
    :O)

    Tunay Cooke
    Nice shoes Andi :)( Happy Birthday! Have a great day.
    Thanks Tunay

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  10. And Tony Payne:
    Belated happy returns young man

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  11. Rebecca Houlton commented on Facebook:
    never feel guilty about stealing a half hour's read x and happy belated birthday!

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  12. Keith Johnson e-mailed

    54 eh!

    When I was young 54 would sound like really old but now it doesn't.

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  13. Happy belated birthday Andrew. My, you have a lot of friends who like you.

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  14. Happy Birthday Tank. Have been out of circulaton for a while but back.

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  15. Steve Bishop e-mailed:
    I have been reading your blog Andrew - some excellent writing.
    A much-belated Happy Birthday to you.

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