I’ve
noticed that there seem to be even more animal programmes on the television
than ever at the moment. I’ve nothing against them. Who doesn’t like to watch
cuddly dogs doing cuddly things with camp comedians and lions ripping water
buffaloes apart? Besides, it’s better than watching northern drunks getting
arrested by the police on a Friday night for falling about drunk and endless
footage of idiots doing ridiculous things in cars that they shouldn’t even be allowed
to drive.
We have it all these days don’t we? TV ‘documentaries’ about dodgy tradesmen, cruise ship boredom (have you found my luggage yet?), stupid twenty-somethings doing the things that stupid twenty-somethings do, medical conditions that even the Victorians wouldn’t want to make a spectacle of and cakes.
We have it all these days don’t we? TV ‘documentaries’ about dodgy tradesmen, cruise ship boredom (have you found my luggage yet?), stupid twenty-somethings doing the things that stupid twenty-somethings do, medical conditions that even the Victorians wouldn’t want to make a spectacle of and cakes.
Entertainment
seems to have no boundaries and I can’t help wondering how we got from ‘All Our
Yesterdays’, ‘Zoo Time’ and ‘The Singing Detective’ to where we are today. I’m
sure that a lot of it is driven by the amount of airtime TV has to fill. No
longer does television start with Children’s Hour in the afternoon after school
– and it was an hour - and finish with the National Anthem at 11.00 pm prompt
(watch the little dot until it plinks out).
Nor do we
have less than a handful of channels any longer; we have dozens, dozens of
dozens and TV on demand and the Internet channels. Not so long ago I can
remember just a choice of two and both were in black and white. How strange and
impossible that seems now.
Now, I
don’t want to get into the nostalgia zone, nor do I want to go on about how we
have so many channels but nothing to watch (I’ll leave that to Bruce
Springsteen), but I can’t help wondering if a lot of what we watch is driven by
cost.
Filming a
pride of lions wandering around the plains of Africa has to be significantly
cheaper than making a Brideshead Revisited. Apart from the narrator and
cameramen there must be very few participants to pay as lions generally work
for nothing. Even dogs only expect a handful of biscuits and a good stroke to
make TV programmes that can go on relentlessly for hours and hours over weeks
and weeks. Just how much footage of dogs running and barking do we really need
in this world? And do I really need to see Paul O’Grady in tears over yet
another abandoned puppy.
Of course,
there are lots of excellent dramas these days and it seems to have improved
over recent times. There are also plenty of quiz shows which – I am ashamed to
say – I am a sad fan of. So it isn’t all
bad. Just don’t get me started on ‘reality’ TV or the other pap we have thrown
at us daily. Yes, I know that I have choice and can turn the box off if I want
to, but that isn’t what TV is for. TV is meant to be the other person in the
room. It’s just a shame that for much of the time that other person appears to
be the chap you avoid down the pub, that social worker you hope that you never
need to call on, a group of teenagers causing a ruckus in your road and of
course the emergency services in one form or another.
Maybe it
was better when we had two channels and TV programmes for less than a third of
the day. It was certainly a lot simpler and in my memory the limited nature of
what there was to watch made people even more keen to watch it – even the
wrestling.
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