Dear John...

"I love you dearly,"

He quietly said.

She couldn’t hear him

She was dead.

Dear John her letter had began,

He’d never been a Dear John fan.

"Till death to us part."

He’d vowed to his wife.

And he’d truly meant it,

Hence the knife.
His heart bunny hopped
As her heart stopped,

Perhaps it would have been better

If she'd never sent that letter.