It used to be Babycham, these days it’s Prosecco.
Yes, it’s National Prosecco Day, although you may want to pour a glass with your left hand whilst eating a fillet mignon at the bowling alley after holding a garage sale; because it’s all of those days too.
Yes, it’s National Prosecco Day, although you may want to pour a glass with your left hand whilst eating a fillet mignon at the bowling alley after holding a garage sale; because it’s all of those days too.
Prosecco;
just how did it suddenly become the ‘must have’ drink with the ladies? It seems
to be everywhere and packs of drunken women clutching empty Prosecco bottles roam
the streets of most towns on a Saturday night. Yes, it’s refreshing in an
uncomplex and simple way; one of those drinks whose enjoyability is more about in its
simplicity than flavour; all bubbles and zing and a bit of a laugh. But then
the tears start, the mascara begins to run, the high heels come off and the
Prosecco blues begin.
‘I reallly
love you mate’, ‘it’s all his fault’, ‘he doesn’t understand me’, ‘what’s my
name?’ used to be the territory of drunken males on a Saturday night. But now
it’s the litany of women from eighteen to eighty, out on the razz and out of
their minds on prosecco. Why do they do it?
Prosecco; it’s
not even that good. Basically, it’s an average Italian sparkling white wine,
generally dry, made from Glera grapes and before 2009 a wine producer could
make wine outside of the Prosecco region, using the Prosecco grape, and put
Prosecco on the label. It’s certainly not as good as Champagne or even a
reasonable Cava. But in 2009 it was upgraded to DOCG (Definitely Open to Crying
Girls) because the producers from that region wanted to eliminate other winemakers
from using the name. So now, if a producer makes sparkling wine from the Glera
grape, but it doesn’t fit the DOCG specification, they can’t label it Prosecco.
Of course
the main reason for its popularity is that the bubbles tickle the noses of the
ladies at a quarter of the price of champagne. It also mixes well to make
anything from a Bellini to a very complex cocktail and the simple flavour works
with pretty much all food as well – chips, pizza, curry, breakfast cereal, low
fat yoghurt - so it has a universal appeal in a way that most wines can’t
compete with because they actually taste of something. Yes, it’s really just
grape fizzy pop with added alcohol for people in bras who don’t really like
wine but can manage fruit flavoured ciders.
Strangely its rise to
almost universal approval is not as a result of huge, costly advertising and marketing
campaigns. The girls have spread it through word of mouth and by posting
millions of pictures of them smashed out of their minds through swigging it on
social media sites. Interesting side effects of the Prosecco phenomena are that
evidence suggests that Prosecco is the cause for the rise in births over the
last six years, has led to an eighty percent drop in lager and lime sales, and is
responsible for bottle banks always being full.
The only other drink
that comes close to it with the ladies is gin.
But that is another sad and sodden story.
But that is another sad and sodden story.
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